Another quick brainteaser.

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Posted 9th Apr
International law.


An American airliner with 345 Chinese people onboard crashes on the American/ Canadian border. Where do they bury the survivors?

When you work it out, don't post an answer, give others a chance to experience that 'doh' moment.
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Well you don't bury them, You deport them.
It's like the old joke about the Cessna that crash landed in an Irish cemetery. Emergency services found 2 survivors and 150 dead so far
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The old ones are the best.
Classic
Got the answer but could probably offer a more controversial one based on Donald Trump and what he thinks of them
Allsorts212109/04/2020 23:45

The old ones are the best.



Thats just propaganda spread by deeky.
Edited by: "harlzter" 9th Apr
harlzter09/04/2020 23:51

Thats just propaganda spread by deeky.


Don’t distract me please, I’m still trying to get the answer to the question.
Edited by: "Allsorts2121" 9th Apr
Well you don't bury them, You deport them.
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Can I have a clue please.
It's like the old joke about the Cessna that crash landed in an Irish cemetery. Emergency services found 2 survivors and 150 dead so far
You must think we are all stupid.

The survivors can bury themselves
Feel old now... I remember these from school over 30 years ago.
fablanta10/04/2020 00:29

You must think we are all stupid.The survivors can bury themselves


Ahh got it now thanks.
What do u mean Bury survivors?
A lot of people want to bury china for what they've cost us all
Survivors dont need to be buried
If a Red house is made of Red bricks and a Blue house is made of Blue bricks, what is a Green house made of ?
I have a house with 4 windows, all facing south.

A bear walks past, what colour is it?
Sc4mp010/04/2020 07:53

I have a house with 4 windows, all facing south.A bear walks past, what …I have a house with 4 windows, all facing south.A bear walks past, what colour is it?


Lol white
Sc4mp010/04/2020 07:53

I have a house with 4 windows, all facing south.A bear walks past, what …I have a house with 4 windows, all facing south.A bear walks past, what colour is it?


Doh! It could be any bear colour from any continent, but if your house had 4 sides with a window on each side then it'll be a White bear.
coys6710/04/2020 07:49

If a Red house is made of Red bricks and a Blue house is made of Blue …If a Red house is made of Red bricks and a Blue house is made of Blue bricks, what is a Green house made of ?


You're supposed to remove the space between the two words otherwise you have botched the joke.

To be honest, these teasers are so old, the first time I heard them I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur and broke my newspaper.
Why would you want to bury survivors 🤪
furbars10/04/2020 09:04

Why would you want to bury survivors 🤪


Because they're all infected with Corona?
.MUFC.10/04/2020 11:26

Because they're all infected with Corona?


Beer or the pop ?
furbars10/04/2020 16:11

Beer or the pop ?


Beer, They were celebrating recovering from Sars.
.MUFC.10/04/2020 16:23

Beer, They were celebrating recovering from Sars.


And surviving the plane crash !
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