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    A woman driver speeds past a policeman, as he looks up, he sees her knitting.
    He reaches the woman and yells, 'pull over'
    No, she says, its a scarf for my niece.

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    [SIZE="5"]GROAN[/SIZE]

    Oh dear, the improvement was temporary.

    Not so good!

    Lmao! thought this one was joke also !!!

    Original Poster

    chesso;1845679

    Oh dear, the improvement was temporary.



    your turn???

    skusey;1845697

    your turn???




    A man goes into a shop.
    Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.
    Shopkeeper: Sorry, I've only got plain.

    chesso;1845771

    A man goes into a shop.Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour … A man goes into a shop.Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.Shopkeeper: Sorry, I've only got plain.



    LMAO. THAT IS FUNNY. LOL

    chesso;1845771

    A man goes into a shop.Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour … A man goes into a shop.Man: I'd like a packet of helicopter flavour crisps please.Shopkeeper: Sorry, I've only got plain.



    awful

    Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
    A. Dam!

    Original Poster

    chesso;1845813

    Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?A. Dam!



    Wheres that from? lollipop stick?
    Dreadful

    It counts as an OK joke if you give only a little smile. Lollipop sticks are round and don't have jokes on - you're confused with Christmas crackers.

    Original Poster

    chesso;1845874

    It counts as an OK joke if you give only a little smile. Lollipop sticks … It counts as an OK joke if you give only a little smile. Lollipop sticks are round and don't have jokes on - you're confused with Christmas crackers.



    can't you remember reading jokes from lollipop sticks?

    lollipop sticks used to have jokes - I think Fab lollies still do

    No, but if there were sticks with jokes on, they would have to be the flat lolly-ice stcks IMHO.
    I haven't seen any and I did used to allow my sons the odd treat or two per year!!

    Aquatic;1845936

    lollipop sticks used to have jokes - I think Fab lollies still do



    What decade are we talking here. Why have the jokes anyway - do children need to be enticed to eat sweets ??

    AGAIN SKUSEY! Where the hell do you get these? They arn't very good.... lol
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