Found 20th Sep 2009
There really is an anti-flirt club, all details in the first post. So who wants to join then?

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Original Poster

]Link here to details on Wiki.

They have rules to follow:

1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
2. Don't accept rides from flirting motorists—they don't invite you in to save you a walk.
3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
4. Don't go out with men you don't know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match.
5. Don't wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
6. Don't smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
7. Don't annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
9. Don't let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
10. Don't ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.

and if you step out of line you answer to this woman!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Alice_Reighly.jpg

Banned

What are you wearing right now?

Original Poster

lumoruk;6342254

What are you wearing right now?



I am naked, not a pretty sight!

pmsl...

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u128/starrhall/Hello%20Sexy/blue_wink.gif

Original Poster

pink;6342343



Do you have something in your eye?

Original Poster

They even have flags too

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-10/anti-flirt-club.jpg

Maybe we can have flags and decorate misc?

age sex location?

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6344229

age sex location?



Hey this is strictly no flirting! :x

well maybe some exceptions :oops:

Staroffurby;6344286

Hey this is strictly no flirting! :xwell maybe some exceptions :oops:



webcam? :whistling:;-)

Banned

c2c??

lol citizens band radio

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6344306

webcam? :whistling:;-)



why do you have one?

just for looking at nature of course :whistling:

Staroffurby;6344410

why do you have one?just for looking at nature of course :whistling:



sure do :whistling:

yup, all natural ;-)

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6344442

sure do :whistling:yup, all natural ;-)



might have to check out your scenery, i mean the scenery :whistling:

Staroffurby;6344851

might have to check out your scenery, i mean the scenery :whistling:



lol @ your "no flirt" rule :whistling:;-)

nikkib123;6344962

I give you lot five seconds before you broke a rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



says she with her boobs out!! :-D:w00t::roll:

nikkib123;6345012

Its not an invite!!!:p



but it makes me stare :w00t:;-)

Original Poster

I am sure having your baps out in this thread is against one of the rules?

Maybe we need a new rule tatty bojangles to be covered at all times!

;-)
(just thought i'd join in )

nikkib123;6345040

You want me but you can't have me ha ha :-DBabs baps have that effect!!!!



Staroffurby;6345082

I am sure having your baps out in this thread is against one of the … I am sure having your baps out in this thread is against one of the rules?Maybe we need a new rule tatty bojangles to be covered at all times!



I'm lolling!! :-D

cassieismydoggie;6345085

;-) (just thought i'd join in )



Hello lovely Cassie x x x x

ClarityofMind;6345105

Hello lovely Cassie x x x x



Are you flirting with me Mrs CoM?? :w00t:

cassieismydoggie;6345135

Are you flirting with me Mrs CoM?? :w00t:



I'm not allowed to do that :?

Wayne said no no no and shook his head and his finger at me!!

I totally agree that flirting should be banned!! Spread the love instead ......

ClarityofMind;6345150

I'm not allowed to do that :?Wayne said no no no and shook his head and … I'm not allowed to do that :?Wayne said no no no and shook his head and his finger at me!!



but i was told that yes means no and no means yes :?

cassieismydoggie;6345159

I totally agree that flirting should be banned!! Spread the love instead … I totally agree that flirting should be banned!! Spread the love instead ......



spread your wha???

Oh your LOVE

I thought you said legs but that was in the other thread ;-)

ClarityofMind;6345170

spread your wha???Oh your LOVEI thought you said legs but that was in the … spread your wha???Oh your LOVEI thought you said legs but that was in the other thread ;-)



sauce!!! :whistling:

(that was on the other thread as well :whistling: )

cassieismydoggie;6345195

sauce!!! :whistling:(that was on the other thread as well :whistling: )



lmao!!!

Mayo please!!! :w00t:

ClarityofMind;6345196

lmao!!!Mayo please!!! :w00t:



:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:

cassieismydoggie;6345235

:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then … :w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:



lol @ "my man"

ya hear that Wayne??

Bless!!!

I'm with L'Oreal!! :w00t:

Original Poster

cassieismydoggie;6345235

:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then … :w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:



Well that my coffee spat all over my keyboard and monitor! :w00t:

Staroffurby;6345303

Well that my coffee spat all over my keyboard and monitor! :w00t:



I was roflocopter :w00t:;-)

Watch out for big angry footsteps behind us any moment now lol

ClarityofMind;6345315

I was roflocopter :w00t:;-)Watch out for big angry footsteps behind us … I was roflocopter :w00t:;-)Watch out for big angry footsteps behind us any moment now lol



What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:

(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)

I'm off now before the footsteps arrive .... chase me if u like ;-)

See ya :-D

cassieismydoggie;6345381

What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:(and who is this "Wayne" .... an … What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)



lmao!!!

Who ARE you, Wayne???

cassieismydoggie;6345409

I'm off now before the footsteps arrive .... chase me if u like ;-)See ya … I'm off now before the footsteps arrive .... chase me if u like ;-)See ya :-D



Have a lovely evening princess x x x

Original Poster

cassieismydoggie;6345381

What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:(and who is this "Wayne" .... an … What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)



I am Jenny and my alter ego is Wayne

Staroffurby;6345434

I am Jenny and my alter ego is Wayne



do Jenny and Dave ever get it on? :-D

......jus sayin. :whistling:

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6345440

do Jenny and Dave ever get it on? :-D......jus sayin. :whistling:



Well Jenny is a lesbian!
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