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    TAX TIME

    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

    He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"

    "I'm a prostitute," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little ***** last year."



    "Chicken Farmer it is."



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