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    Any funny text messages?

    Has anyone received any funny text messages lately? I've had a couple but they seem to be a bit rubbish of late.

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    no. no1 texts me

    magicbeans;5895809

    no. no1 texts me



    +1:?

    Original Poster

    'They say good looks can kill'. Please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!
    :giggle:

    Original Poster

    I thought I saw you today, I was sure it was you. I even called out your name, but you just kept scratching your head and eating a banana.
    :roll:
    Sent to me by my mum!

    A random number texted me the other day informing me that they somtimes sleep with one eye open. made me laugh anyway

    Well I had this last week

    Hi honey loved your call this morning it was so sexy I can't wait to show how much it turned me on see you later love snuggle bum.

    Yes it was a wrong number so I sent back................

    That sounds great but will you please ask my wife if it's ok?

    I got back ............

    You did't tell me you were married!

    I sent ..............

    You didn't ask!

    I got back...............

    Don't call me or text again!.

    Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)

    mikebike;5895878

    Well I had this last weekHi honey loved your call this morning it was so … Well I had this last weekHi honey loved your call this morning it was so sexy I can't wait to show how much it turned me on see you later love snuggle bum.Yes it was a wrong number so I sent back................That sounds great but will you please ask my wife if it's ok?I got back ............You did't tell me you were married!I sent ..............You didn't ask! I got back...............Don't call me or text again!.:) Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)



    Lol love it

    Original Poster

    mikebike;5895878

    Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)



    :roll:

    Lol, I got a text once asking 'what do you think? Miss me?' and it was a picture of a bloke in his pants
    I text back and said 'not bad, but you've sent it to the wrong number'.
    My husband was not impressed! Made me smile though!

    Why does the w*nk not feel as worthwile if you end up cumming on a 5hit part of a porn film? Really puts a downer on my day.

    akme;5896019

    Why does the w*nk not feel as worthwile if you end up cumming on a 5hit … Why does the w*nk not feel as worthwile if you end up cumming on a 5hit part of a porn film? Really puts a downer on my day.





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