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    Any ideas for joke 50th birthday gifts?

    Hi, my colleague is turning 50 soon and I am putting together a wind-up box of gifts. I'm thinking of Tena lady's, a Saga brochure, blue rinse etc. Does anyone have any other ideas of what else to add please. She has a gret sense of humour so anything goes! Many thanks in advance.

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    You're in the wrong section:w00t:

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    deb8z;4881981

    You're in the wrong section:w00t:



    Thought I put it in misc? Ooops, how do I move it? Thanks.

    Thick woolly american tan tights

    Zimmer

    Anything smelling of p*ss

    knickers as big as a Tshirt

    Milkbottle bottom glasses

    wrinkle cream,rain mate,support tights

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    ibiza;4882022

    Thick woolly american tan tightsZimmerAnything smelling of p*ssknickers … Thick woolly american tan tightsZimmerAnything smelling of p*ssknickers as big as a TshirtMilkbottle bottom glasses



    I'm not weeing on anything!!! Tights are good though!

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    ettam123;4882028

    wrinkle cream,rain mate,support tights



    What is rain mate?!

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    Banana79;4882052

    What is rain mate?!



    got to be one of those plastic head scarves old ladies have tucked in their handbags!

    H_K;4882059

    got to be one of those plastic head scarves old ladies have tucked in … got to be one of those plastic head scarves old ladies have tucked in their handbags!



    yes it is you get a pack of 4 in poundland

    Moved to correct forum

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    rayman;4882135

    Moved to correct forum



    Thank you.

    Hi Banana79 , what about some billybob teeth? Or make her a cheeky flier for a toyboy agency lol

    Racing Grannies
    A tartan wheelie shopping trolly
    Werthers Originals
    Massive pair of knickers

    ebay no.: 290302635146

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    kaits;4882341

    Hi Banana79 , what about some billybob teeth? Or make her a cheeky flier … Hi Banana79 , what about some billybob teeth? Or make her a cheeky flier for a toyboy agency lol



    Love it!

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    Jetpac;4882372

    Racing GranniesA tartan wheelie shopping trollyWerthers OriginalsMassive … Racing GranniesA tartan wheelie shopping trollyWerthers OriginalsMassive pair of knickers



    Werther's, perfect!

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    Titchimp;4882377

    ebay no.: 290302635146



    Just a tad out of my price range! Lol.

    Preparation 'H'.

    Put her birthday in local paper but make sure there is a 'misprint' (60)!

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    LJM;4882578

    Put her birthday in local paper but make sure there is a 'misprint' (60)!



    Love it, just a shame I don't have enough time. May do that with the card! :thumbsup:

    Why dont you leave her a zimmerframe and potty outside her house/in her office or in the place you work.....try and get one from a local hospital orsee if any friends haveone

    Denture cream?

    BECKYBOO;4882624

    Denture cream?



    ye thats a good idea linking on to that get the billy bob teath and leave them in a glass of water on her desk

    Senacott - the super strength one.

    An issue of 'The Peoples Friend'

    Not seen what other people have put, but we did a similar thing for a 40th birthday. We included...

    Hair curlers
    Blue rinse
    prunes
    Cheap reading glasses (get them from chemist) with one of those chain things on them
    puzzle book
    Peoples friend magazine
    Denture tablets
    big knickers
    hankies
    boiled sweets
    bus pass holder (from post office)
    lily of the valley (I think) perfume
    Brochures for stuff like stair lifts
    incontinence pads

    Just be careful though, what starts out as a joke, ends up being pretty expensive as you start thinking of more and more stuff

    Denture pot

    Saga holiday brochure

    If she wears glasses-one of those chains to hold them round her neck so she cant lose them

    Leaflet from Age Concern with their weekly schedule of activities

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    Thank you all, some great ideas! I have left you all rep. Off shopping now, lol!
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