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    Any one have a good joke to tell?? i could do with a laugh

    as above really nowt else to say bout it

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    Nufc .

    2 chavs sat on a bus.
    The first looks at the other who is carrying a baby, and says," is ya baby teevin yet?"
    The woman says " yeah man! so far shes got me a couple of dvd's a mobile phone and a laptop!!!"

    What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

    A lift.

    Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
    They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
    He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
    "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
    Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
    He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
    God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

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    Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. … Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.""Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."



    ARGHGHHHHHHHHHHH! :w00t:

    ^ Lol xD

    Wot u call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean??



    Bob:oops:

    Wot u call a man with no arms and no legs and plays the piano?



    Clever Dick:-D
    Sorry, crap I know:oops:

    Original Poster

    lol cheers guys
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