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    any valentines verses ?

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    hi, anyone know any little valentines verses to write in a card ?
    thanks.

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    roses are red, violets are blue....

    i hate the way u eat ur food
    ur very rarely in a good mood
    my life will be better when u r dead
    uve never been any good in bed
    there isnt really anything else to say
    except everyday im with u i wish i was gay



    ^^^^^^^

    that should go down a treat

    (dont rep me plz)

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You eat like a pig
    So I'm dumping you...


    Awww I feel warm inside.

    When I think of how we met,
    a pure co-incidence, and yet,
    I long to see you every day,
    my heart is cold when you're away.

    I hope this feeling never ends,
    For you are,
    My love,
    and my friend. :-D All me own work, btw!

    acecatcher3;4370293

    i hate the way u eat ur foodur very rarely in a good moodmy life will be … i hate the way u eat ur foodur very rarely in a good moodmy life will be better when u r deaduve never been any good in bedthere isnt really anything else to sayexcept everyday im with u i wish i was gay^^^^^^^that should go down a treat(dont rep me plz)



    Lol!

    we arent much help are we :giggle:

    you're eyes are like spanners
    when I look into them
    my nuts tighten

    MrGrumpyman;4370309

    When I think of how we met, a pure co-incidence, and yet,I long to see … When I think of how we met, a pure co-incidence, and yet,I long to see you every day,my heart is cold when you're away.I hope this feeling never ends,For you are,My love,and my friend. :-D All me own work, btw!



    awwwww that's really sweet

    Roses are red
    Violets are carp
    when we make lurve
    why do you bark?

    Aren't we a romantic bunch... lol

    mhh1981;4370314

    you're eyes are like spannerswhen I look into themmy nuts tighten



    lol! This is great!!! :-D

    ClarityofMind;4370311

    Lol!we arent much help are we :giggle:



    pretty useless yes.:-D

    I Love You Today
    and everyday

    """"

    I love being loved by you

    """""

    I draw a circle, not a heart, around you
    The one I love
    Because a heart can break
    But a circle goes on forever.

    """""

    Happiness is being married to my best friend

    ****************

    It takes more than lace and ribbons
    And lovely verses too
    To make a Valentine
    Thats nice enough for you
    It takes a world of special thoughts
    Tucked into every line
    And thats exactly what you'll find
    Inside this valentine.

    """"

    May this Valentine's Day
    be filled with love, understanding, and contentment
    as you journey through life with those you hold dear

    """""""

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue
    It's Valentines Day
    and I love you
    Today I'm asking
    if you'll be mine
    Please say yes (Harry)...
    be my Valentine

    """""

    When I count my blessings
    I count you twice

    """""

    When two people cannot see too much of each other
    nor too little of other people, they`re in love

    ******************

    Friends like you
    Know what to do
    To make others feel so loved.

    Happy Valentine's

    """""

    Thank you for all
    The countless, caring ways
    You've filled my life with love.

    Happy Valentine's Day

    """""

    Even if the sun refused to shine
    Even if romance ran out of rhyme
    You would still have my heart
    Till the end of time
    I Love You

    """"""

    I love you more now
    ....than when you began
    to read this Valentine's card

    """"""

    Love
    One word...
    But so many memories.

    Happy Valentine's Day

    *************

    Lets sin
    On a tiger-skin
    Or, if you prefer
    We could err
    On a different fur

    Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner

    """""

    I did three things today
    I missed you
    I missed you
    I missed you

    """""

    To the world
    You are one person
    But to this person
    You are the world

    """"""

    Tommy Cooper was getting into his car
    This bloke says " Can you give me a lift "
    Tommy says " Sure, you look great,
    the world's your oyster, go for it "

    Loving you gives me a lift
    Happy Valentine's Day

    *************

    If I could give you the stars
    I'd gather them inside my heart
    I'd wrap them in love
    And brighten your day
    ...with starlight

    ***********

    I'm sending you a valentine wish
    With hugs and kisses too.
    Because in my heart there's a place
    For a special (boy) (girl) like you

    """"""

    With all the sunshine things you do
    The smiles, hugs and kisses too.
    It just feels great this Valentine's Day
    To have a (son), (daughter) like you.

    """""

    You're on my mind
    Because you're the kind
    Of friend
    Who really cares.
    Happy Valentine's Day

    """"""
    Look into my eyes.
    Your eyes are getting heavy
    You're getting sleepy,
    Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
    Now repeat after me..
    "I want to be your love slave".

    ***************

    The clues that you're getting old
    Are there (Bill) it's true
    Your belt won't buckle any more
    But your knees most certainly do
    This is the (40th) Valentine card I've sent you
    But you look good all the same
    Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
    And you'll suit a Zimmer frame
    We've been together since we were young
    We're now getting old, and how
    The fire is still within us
    We just call it heartburn now

    I love you still
    (& on the odd occasion you move)

    **********

    In the game of love...
    ...you know all the right moves!

    """""""

    To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
    You used to bound up with glee
    Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion ..
    You'll have to choose which one it's to be"

    """""""

    You used to be insatiable
    You were always there on cue
    Now the expression "all nighter" means
    Not getting up for the loo

    Happy Valentine
    You still mean the World to me

    **********

    Happy Valentine's Day
    To my first husband.
    That's just to keep you on your toes

    edna_clouds;4370324

    Roses are redViolets are carpwhen we make lurvewhy do you bark?



    lmao, that one really tickled me

    Roses are awful,
    Violets are the pits,
    Lift up your sh*rt,
    And show us your t*ts.

    If I were a robot
    and you were one too
    i'd give you a nut
    and you'd give me a screw



    You are my queen (king)
    A queen (king) is a ruler
    A ruler is a foot
    A foot is smelly
    so are you

    MrGrumpyman;4370362

    Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your sh*rt, And show us … Roses are awful, Violets are the pits, Lift up your sh*rt, And show us your t*ts.



    Mr G! I knew it would have to been from you:-D

    Original Poster Banned

    :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.

    roselee;4370378

    :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made … :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.



    OOPS!!!, med me laff that did :-D

    Original Poster Banned

    bargain surfer;4370370

    If I were a robot and you were one tooi'd give you a nutand you'd give me … If I were a robot and you were one tooi'd give you a nutand you'd give me a screwYou are my queen (king)A queen (king) is a rulerA ruler is a footA foot is smelly so are you



    lol.

    Banned

    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    I am being forced to write this
    I really hate you!


    Maybe...

    Deek43;4370377

    Mr G! I knew it would have to been from you:-D



    Hiya Deek............................i like to be consistent :-D

    roselee;4370378

    :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made … :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.



    Ooops!!!

    :-D

    MrGrumpyman;4370401

    Hiya Deek............................i like to be consistent :-D



    Don't ever change:thumbsup:

    roselee;4370378

    :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made … :giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.



    how about this one then

    My heart is like a cabbage
    divided in to two
    the leaves I give to others
    the heart I give to you!!!

    Original Poster Banned

    Deek43;4370341

    I Love You Todayand everyday""""I love being loved by you"""""I draw a … I Love You Todayand everyday""""I love being loved by you"""""I draw a circle, not a heart, around youThe one I loveBecause a heart can breakBut a circle goes on forever."""""Happiness is being married to my best friend****************It takes more than lace and ribbonsAnd lovely verses tooTo make a ValentineThats nice enough for youIt takes a world of special thoughtsTucked into every lineAnd thats exactly what you'll findInside this valentine.""""May this Valentine's Daybe filled with love, understanding, and contentmentas you journey through life with those you hold dear"""""""Roses are Red,Violets are BlueIt's Valentines Dayand I love youToday I'm askingif you'll be minePlease say yes (Harry)...be my Valentine"""""When I count my blessingsI count you twice"""""When two people cannot see too much of each othernor too little of other people, they`re in love******************Friends like youKnow what to doTo make others feel so loved.Happy Valentine's"""""Thank you for allThe countless, caring waysYou've filled my life with love.Happy Valentine's Day"""""Even if the sun refused to shineEven if romance ran out of rhymeYou would still have my heartTill the end of timeI Love You""""""I love you more now....than when you beganto read this Valentine's card""""""LoveOne word...But so many memories.Happy Valentine's Day*************Lets sinOn a tiger-skinOr, if you preferWe could errOn a different furHappy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner"""""I did three things todayI missed youI missed youI missed you"""""To the worldYou are one personBut to this personYou are the world""""""Tommy Cooper was getting into his carThis bloke says " Can you give me a lift "Tommy says " Sure, you look great,the world's your oyster, go for it "Loving you gives me a liftHappy Valentine's Day*************If I could give you the starsI'd gather them inside my heartI'd wrap them in loveAnd brighten your day...with starlight***********I'm sending you a valentine wishWith hugs and kisses too.Because in my heart there's a placeFor a special (boy) (girl) like you""""""With all the sunshine things you doThe smiles, hugs and kisses too.It just feels great this Valentine's DayTo have a (son), (daughter) like you."""""You're on my mindBecause you're the kindOf friendWho really cares.Happy Valentine's Day""""""Look into my eyes.Your eyes are getting heavyYou're getting sleepy,Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.Now repeat after me.."I want to be your love slave".***************The clues that you're getting oldAre there (Bill) it's trueYour belt won't buckle any moreBut your knees most certainly doThis is the (40th) Valentine card I've sent youBut you look good all the sameWho cares if your hair is thin and greyAnd you'll suit a Zimmer frameWe've been together since we were youngWe're now getting old, and howThe fire is still within usWe just call it heartburn nowI love you still(& on the odd occasion you move)**********In the game of love......you know all the right moves!"""""""To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"You used to bound up with gleeNow it's "I can't do stairs and passion ..You'll have to choose which one it's to be""""""""You used to be insatiableYou were always there on cueNow the expression "all nighter" meansNot getting up for the looHappy ValentineYou still mean the World to me**********Happy Valentine's DayTo my first husband.That's just to keep you on your toes



    thanks rep added.

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    MrGrumpyman;4370425

    how about this one thenMy heart is like a cabbagedivided in to twothe … how about this one thenMy heart is like a cabbagedivided in to twothe leaves I give to othersthe heart I give to you!!!



    thats a great one thanks , rep added.

    roselee;4370436

    thats a great one thanks , rep added.



    thank you, always happy to help :-D

    mhh1981;4370314

    you're eyes are like spannerswhen I look into themmy nuts tighten



    and I dont get rep for this!?

    Original Poster Banned

    mhh1981;4370568

    and I dont get rep for this!?



    ok then, yep added.lol
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