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    Any way of getting a vasectomy on the sly?

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    The wife wants FOUR kids!! I want to stop at two, so is there anyway to get this done without her knowing but still be able to perform on the night?

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    Sounds like the Ian Beale storyline in Eastenders. (Warning it didn't end well)

    Original Poster Banned

    She's threatened to go elsewhere for the third and fourth if I don't give them to her, how did that story go? Can't say I watch that tripe.

    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/17/b875b9c1-f647-4ecb-8b5e-0b2fac8043ab.jpg

    why don't you both compromise and stop at 3, that's how relationships work, don't they?

    i think that if this is the state of your relationship now, youd be better off with a divorce not a vasectomy

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    lumoruk

    She's threatened to go elsewhere for the third and fourth if I don't give … She's threatened to go elsewhere for the third and fourth if I don't give them to her, how did that story go? Can't say I watch that tripe.



    I've seen videos about that on the net.

    It's always a black guy. oO

    oO......Crikey!!.slow down , your first must only be a couiple of months old , lol

    I just love your threads; I'll be sorry for the day when you finally post something that shows you've become a man / a human / an adult [ * delete as appropriate]

    Until then thanks for the laughs

    The more you have the more she'll change her mind. Wait till they start running round, fighting and generally being kids.

    Syzable

    The more you have the more she'll change her mind. Wait till they start … The more you have the more she'll change her mind. Wait till they start running round, fighting and generally being kids.




    So true.............thats why we stopped at two !!

    Original Poster Banned

    thanks for bringing back mods...I was just looking for advice. But no one has any yet?

    we have just given in and given her a dummy after 6 weeks without, she hasn't been for a poo for 3 days and won't stop crying ....help!
    Edited by: "lumoruk" 6th Jun 2011

    Is this a thread about Twilight?

    Either way this works...

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjuz5jZXr1qzz138o1_400.jpg

    Original Poster Banned

    Adam2050

    Is this a thread about Twilight? Either way this works...



    ouch, I still want to get some pleasurable use out of my little man

    lol, you can still perform after a vasectomy, you do know they they dont cut it off ! only you wont be able to perform on the night after the op, she may notice the stitches & the huge purple melons hanging down between your legs X) My mate went to have it done without his wife knowing, she found out & threatened to divorce him.

    lumoruk

    ouch, I still want to get some pleasurable use out of my little man



    Okay okay you said on the Sly.

    Maybe this is what you meant. Sly tries to explain.

    http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/16/stallone_wideweb__470x325,0.jpg

    Original Poster Banned

    great picture lol

    I thought u were gay?

    shopstilldrops

    So true.............thats why we stopped at two !!



    And us at 3.............4 would be an early grave for me. X)

    Banned

    It would help if you took the relationship to the next level. Stop chatting on msn and meet up.

    Original Poster Banned

    never got on with MSN. i lost my virginity to a girl i met on a yahoo chat room in 2001. True story.

    Banned

    Hope you have replaced the keyboard since.

    Heres an idea.. Tell her you don't want any more than 2. Job done.

    Seriously.. I dunno why this is an issue. Mr999 doesn't want another with me.. so thats it. Done.

    As Jezza would say 'Put something on the end of it' (just make sure it doesnt have a hole poked in it first!)
    Edited by: "Nikki999" 7th Jun 2011

    Tell her you'll get enough benefits from having 2 kids.

    The rest of us don't want to fork out for 2 little **** let alone 4.

    P.S. ignore all of the above if you work for a living.

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    dtovey89

    Tell her you'll get enough benefits from having 2 kids.The rest of us … Tell her you'll get enough benefits from having 2 kids.The rest of us don't want to fork out for 2 little **** let alone 4.P.S. ignore all of the above if you work for a living.



    cool story duly ignored. We both work. But you do pay for them and my food as we both work for government

    and no i wont be striking. We do get paid far too much.
    Edited by: "lumoruk" 7th Jun 2011

    Play your mrs at her own game. Just fake it.

    lumoruk

    I was just looking for advice. But no one has any yet? we have just given … I was just looking for advice. But no one has any yet? we have just given in and given her a dummy after 6 weeks without, she hasn't been for a poo for 3 days and won't stop crying ....help!


    Lol!....
    http://rlv.zcache.com/welcome_to_parenthood_postcard-p239877984674363784trdg_400.jpg
    Edited by: "jelli89" 7th Jun 2011

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    danmc

    Play your mrs at her own game. Just fake it.


    she never fakes it. That would just be stupid. She's honest enough to say my little man just doesn't do it for her.

    lumoruk

    never got on with MSN. i lost my virginity to a girl i met on a yahoo … never got on with MSN. i lost my virginity to a girl i met on a yahoo chat room in 2001. True story.



    You're lucky 'to catch a predator' wasn't around then. (_;)

    http://ranknews.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/0.jpg

    Fake a doctor's letter saying you have testicular cancer.

    try talking to the wife and telling her???????????????????????






















    Oh wait thats just ridiculous, get the surgery, much easier solution
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