anyone been on this site? talk to randoms good laugh

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Original Poster

Very random! lol

Original Poster

i got 1 it was funny

stranger: asl
you: germany m 56

your conversation partener has disconnected

lol
p.s i am only 24 and stay in glasgow lol

Yes I posted it before

Stranger: hello

You: yo

Stranger: what turns you on

You: not people who ask "what turns you on"!

Stranger: thats not fair you dont even know me

You: Have you seen susan?

Stranger: last week i caught a glimpse

Stranger: u?

You: seen her today, shes hot bruv, im sure she getting fruity with a labrador though

Stranger: i'm all about that, one time i was havin sex with a lab

Stranger: and it got stuck for 20 mins

Stranger: this is getting boring

You: Oh aye, strange happenings innit yo.....i prefer humans myself and sometimes the hoover

Stranger: i mean omegle, not this conversation

You: Good job coz i got a knife

Stranger: what good does that do me?

You: well not much, i just wanted to act hard

Stranger: can you kill yourself while chatting with me?

Stranger: that would brighten my day

You: ud be very upset, another hot bitch biting the dust

Stranger: oh youre a hot bitch

Stranger: then can you mutilate your genitals while chatting with me?

Stranger: i love that poo

You: No today, i only do that on Thursdays

You: not)

Stranger: gotta love that scar tissue blocking your birth canal

Stranger: so what gets you goin

You: No scar tissue there, always a tampon in the way coz im a raggy cow

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Lulu'sMammy;5073992

Stranger: helloYou: yoStranger: what turns you onYou: not people who ask … Stranger: helloYou: yoStranger: what turns you onYou: not people who ask "what turns you on"!Stranger: thats not fair you dont even know meYou: Have you seen susan?Stranger: last week i caught a glimpseStranger: u?You: seen her today, shes hot bruv, im sure she getting fruity with a labrador thoughStranger: i'm all about that, one time i was havin sex with a labStranger: and it got stuck for 20 minsStranger: this is getting boringYou: Oh aye, strange happenings innit yo.....i prefer humans myself and sometimes the hooverStranger: i mean omegle, not this conversationYou: Good job coz i got a knifeStranger: what good does that do me?You: well not much, i just wanted to act hardStranger: can you kill yourself while chatting with me?Stranger: that would brighten my dayYou: ud be very upset, another hot bitch biting the dustStranger: oh youre a hot bitchStranger: then can you mutilate your genitals while chatting with me?Stranger: i love that pooYou: No today, i only do that on ThursdaysYou: not)Stranger: gotta love that scar tissue blocking your birth canalStranger: so what gets you goinYou: No scar tissue there, always a tampon in the way coz im a raggy cow




wow just wow lol

Stranger: hi there
You: This is a government emergency
You: We need you to phone this number:
You: 0656575366
You: Passcode is: bronx
You: You will then be put through to a direct line to the director at MI5
You: Tell him agent 69 needs backup immediately
You: 69 out
You have disconnected.

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Bhav007;5074104

Stranger: hi thereYou: This is a government emergencyYou: We need you to … Stranger: hi thereYou: This is a government emergencyYou: We need you to phone this number:You: 0656575366You: Passcode is: bronxYou: You will then be put through to a direct line to the director at MI5You: Tell him agent 69 needs backup immediatelyYou: 69 outYou have disconnected.



just think a situation could come up and that could be a agents only hope:-D

most conversations end when the stranger finds out you're male

You: knock knock
Stranger: what do you do when u pooped in yur trousers
You: blame it on the dog
Stranger: LMFAO
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