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    anyone done any DJing?

    i mean the 'party DJ' type rather than mixing beats n stuff? cos i've landed myself a job as the DJ in a local pub, totally blagged it as i've never done any DJing ever. and i'm lookin for tips so i don't come unstuck on the first night!

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    In b4 lying children

    do you even have any equipment lol?

    just look up the top 20
    download them
    burn them to a cd
    put it on repeat and try to look busy all the time.

    phatboy123;5884544

    do you even have any equipment lol?just look up the top 20download … do you even have any equipment lol?just look up the top 20download themburn them to a cdput it on repeat and try to look busy all the time.



    +1

    Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:

    Monkeybumcheeks;5884562

    Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout … Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:



    hahahahahahah

    Original Poster

    lol, yeah, the pub has a PA system and i've got a mixer and 1 (yes 1) turntable. i plan on using the one turntable i have for the vinyl, and using a CD player and/or an ipod for the other 'track', to keep the music constant obviously. just wanted to now what any actual DJ's thought of this?

    Original Poster

    QUOTE=Monkeybumcheeks;5884562]Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:[/QUOTE]

    haha, thats the back up plan sorted. cheers :thumbsup:

    EADG123;5884564

    lol, yeah, the pub has a PA system and i've got a mixer and 1 (yes 1) … lol, yeah, the pub has a PA system and i've got a mixer and 1 (yes 1) turntable. i plan on using the one turntable i have for the vinyl, and using a CD player and/or an ipod for the other 'track', to keep the music constant obviously. just wanted to now what any actual DJ's thought of this?



    Hi there, I'm Paul Oakenfold and I say get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    your not helping monkeybumcheeks! i want it to go well.

    seriously though op, pubs are the worst

    you are going to get random drunks telling (not requesting lol) you to play the freakin birdy dance song and Celene Dione or whatever every five seconds.

    -edit

    1 deck & an ipod?

    looooooool

    Have you got a rope light and the three :idea::idea::idea: in a box ?
    If not........your screwed.

    Blind 'em with pyrotechnics !

    Original Poster

    phatboy123;5884587

    seriously though op, pubs are the worst you are going to get random … seriously though op, pubs are the worst you are going to get random drunks telling (not requesting lol) you to play the freakin birdy dance song and Celene Dione or whatever every five seconds.



    i now, not lookin forward to that but its an occupational hazard i guess, the landlord says he wants it to be ska and mod kinda music, so random requests aren't really an issue, besides, i'll just say 'it's in my other record box' to any crazy suggestions (like DJ's have always said to me in the past lol).
    it's just the mixin between a ipod and stuff, seems like a cop - out to me and it's my idea!

    EADG123;5884534

    wtf is this?



    little bored , felt like sharing , hope all goes well , id just burn a cd let it play out

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    brock101;5884610

    little bored , felt like sharing , hope all goes well , id just burn a cd … little bored , felt like sharing , hope all goes well , id just burn a cd let it play out



    thanks dude, but i think the landlord could probably do that himself! err, and thanks for sharing but some things are best kept secret.

    your face > :oops:

    Monkeybumcheeks;5884562

    Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout … Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:



    did you do my auntys wedding ?

    Well I think your taking the **** a bit here for a laugh

    If not, you are........

    actually nuts.

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    phatboy123;5884618

    Well I think your taking the **** a bit here for a laughIf not, you … Well I think your taking the **** a bit here for a laughIf not, you are........ actually nuts.



    i'm really not. is that how it sounds? this is what i'm worried about.!

    brock101;5884617

    did you do my auntys wedding ?



    I remember you ..... at the back of the conga...... crying your eyes out :w00t::p

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    Monkeybumcheeks;5884634

    I remember you ..... at the back of the conga...... crying your eyes out … I remember you ..... at the back of the conga...... crying your eyes out :w00t::p



    hahhahhaaaahaaha.

    yea i know was really hard trying to get rythem going

    If true, lets just say your last two tags are more than apt.

    u gonna get run over by like 50 scooters in the carpark :-D

    Original Poster

    i can honestly say that it IS true. i will be doing this job one way or another! might be the last thing i do, but it will be happening!

    The perfect solution.

    One bottle of Vodka and 10 grams of speed in the ice bucket - no one will care about the mixing :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    hang on, how cheap is voddy and whizz round your way? not gettin paid that much!

    vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho

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    brock101;5884743

    vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to … vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho



    haha, soud like yer talkin from experience there dude! ;-)
    these suggestions, though very amusing, are not helping very much at all!

    you want suggestions?
    but you cant actually "mix" with your equipment? :?

    Good luck ya madman, no doubt it will appear on the news lol

    brock101;5884743

    vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to … vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho



    True, crush a bit of K mixed with some GBH, then put some angel dust in the ice bucket. Then stand next to the juke box with a bag of pound coins and shout "SHABBA" at the top of your lungs (randomly) whilst dodging darts,machetes and wildly swinging jaws :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    phatboy123;5884765

    you want suggestions?but you cant actually "mix" with your equipment? … you want suggestions?but you cant actually "mix" with your equipment? :?Good luck ya madman, no doubt it will appear on the news lol



    yeah, i'm confident that i can mix between the vinyl and an ipod, or the vinyl and CD, or the ipod and CD, i just wanted an actual DJ to say 'yeah, that'll work', but i can see i'm not going to get that reassurance! haha.

    [COLOR="Red"]BTW mate, have your guard up, as apparently these days it's OK to punch someone three times if they don't play the tune you want. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]

    Whats that smell ? ? ?

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    The JFK;5884813

    [COLOR="Red"]BTW mate, have your guard up, as apparently these days it's … [COLOR="Red"]BTW mate, have your guard up, as apparently these days it's OK to punch someone three times if they don't play the tune you want. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]



    right, i didn't know about that. lol. thats the only thing remotely like a 'tip' yet!

    Original Poster

    Monkeybumcheeks;5884836

    Whats that smell ? ? ?



    my DJ set?

    Monkeybumcheeks;5884791

    True, crush a bit of K mixed with some GBH, then put some angel dust in … True, crush a bit of K mixed with some GBH, then put some angel dust in the ice bucket. Then stand next to the juke box with a bag of pound coins and shout "SHABBA" at the top of your lungs (randomly) whilst dodging darts,machetes and wildly swinging jaws :thumbsup:



    i think u have djing confused with date rape ,not to worry easy mistake ,

    brock101;5884861

    i think u have djing confused with date rape ,not to worry easy mistake ,



    Whatever you get up to at the weekends is personal choice.

    EADG123;5884848

    my DJ set?



    No,I think a drain might be blocked at[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="2"] fantasyland[/SIZE][/COLOR].

    EADG123;5884841

    right, i didn't know about that. lol. thats the only thing remotely like … right, i didn't know about that. lol. thats the only thing remotely like a 'tip' yet!



    news.bbc.co.uk/1/h…stm

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    Monkeybumcheeks;5884894

    No,I think a drain might be blocked at[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="2"] … No,I think a drain might be blocked at[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="2"] fantasyland[/SIZE][/COLOR].



    lol, i get the impression that you're not taing my DJ career seriously monkeybumcheeks!?

    do u prefer white black or milk chocolate

    EADG123;5884919

    lol, i get the impression that you're not taing my DJ career seriously … lol, i get the impression that you're not taing my DJ career seriously monkeybumcheeks!?



    wouldn't be 100% he talking to you
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