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    Anyone fancy a story?....

    If anyone out there is bored and imaginative, feel free to add to the story! I will start off, just add a line or three and let's see what we can come up with!

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    Original Poster

    It was a wet, misty Wednesday night..........................

    banana79 decided, oh wait forget the story, i've just got a life!!
    (sorry couldn't resist)

    I opened my eyes and got a fright.

    Then I realised that I had been brainwashed by Banana79.

    while i was on my computer wishing id gone out with my friends ....

    when suddenly i realised i had a massive swelling just below my left eye..........

    because the OP had punished us all

    but then my dog began to sniff my left leg

    Original Poster

    which smelled of bacon

    egg, sausage, tomato, Black pudding & beans ... yes it smelt of a full English ... pong pooh

    Original Poster

    wii expert;2689379

    banana79 decided, oh wait forget the story, i've just got a life!!(sorry … banana79 decided, oh wait forget the story, i've just got a life!!(sorry couldn't resist)



    Lol, I'm at work!!!

    dontdothatagain;2689383

    Then I realised that I had been brainwashed by Banana79.



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    Mwahahahaha!

    Original Poster

    The dog started to nibble at my toes

    because he liked the taste of my toe jam.

    Once he finished he started to lick his.....

    stamp as he needed to post an envelope later on to his mummy dog who lives in Weatherfield. He was licking it when

    the postman knocked....is there any......

    Original Poster

    ..body home...? He heard a female voice say 'I'm up here........'...

    the doorbell rang, it was the pussy from next door. He likes to play with the pussy except on Wednesday because

    he gets rudely awakened by the dustmen.

    they love a bit of him...

    around the rear ....garden

    Original Poster

    :oops:which incidently, was uphill...

    they found a brown ring......

    which was shaped like a rusty sheriff's badge
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