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Anyone got an EXTREMELY vicious dog?

Fancy an all expenses paid trip to Scotland to sort out a toast thieving dalmation?

Wife takes daughter to playgroup,made 2 pieces of hot buttered toast(last 2 bits of bread in the house),went to answer door to postie and the evil,spotty rodent steals my lovely toast!!

sobs quietly

no brekkie for barky

21 Comments

Banned

your own fault

Eat the dog?

Most dogs have an instinct to forage and nick food, even my daft, loyal, laid back mutt would nick food if it was left within reach

could have been worse...........could have been a full fry up!

Banned

bitseylango;6945604

Most dogs have an instinct to forage and nick food, even my daft, loyal, … Most dogs have an instinct to forage and nick food, even my daft, loyal, laid back mutt would nick food if it was left within reach :)could have been worse...........could have been a full fry up!



could have been even worse .. could have eaten one of the kids :-D

lol so funny hehe.

Cereal ???

Kill it!!

If i have my back door open, next doors staffy jumps the fence and sniffs around for food. One saturday night we'd had a take out pizza and there was about a third left. The dog came in and just snaffled the lot up.

Banned

queenlush;6945794

If i have my back door open, next doors staffy jumps the fence and sniffs … If i have my back door open, next doors staffy jumps the fence and sniffs around for food. One saturday night we'd had a take out pizza and there was about a third left. The dog came in and just snaffled the lot up.



always keep your back doors shut :lol:

queenlush;6945794

If i have my back door open, next doors staffy jumps the fence and sniffs … If i have my back door open, next doors staffy jumps the fence and sniffs around for food. One saturday night we'd had a take out pizza and there was about a third left. The dog came in and just snaffled the lot up.



You open your back doors up often :thumbsup::whistling:

I sponsor a Tiger...........i can ask if i can borrow it for you?? :-D

I'll have the all-expenses paid holiday and have that delinquent sorted in 5 or 6 weeks.

Where were you when all the action was taking place?

wink wink seeing to the postman

shedboy66;6946369

wink wink seeing to the postman



you are????

does he like ittttttttt????

:roll:

Feed it a few bars of chocolate & it wont steal any food ever again

ChrisUK;6946664

Feed it a few bars of chocolate & it wont steal any food ever again



the dalmation LOVES chocolate.

I swear it has worms!!

Our mutt never steals food.

Banned

boot it square in the ham-haws

ClarityofMind;6946676

the dalmation LOVES chocolate.



Shouldn't give dogs human chocolate as it can kill them. Very dangerous.

Remember when our retireveier pup climbed up ont eh dining table and ate the whole sunday lunch my mum had put out. Nearly a whole chicken gone in seconds. She was sick afterwards; justice for being so greedy.

I know a lady who might be interested in your dalmation for part of her fur coat. Cruella her name is.

Syzable;6946932

Shouldn't give dogs human chocolate as it can kill them. Very dangerous.



That was my point - hence "it will never steal food again"

Syzable;6946932

Shouldn't give dogs human chocolate as it can kill them. Very dangerous.



i know!!! tell barky lol
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