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    Anyone tried to explain goal difference to their missus?

    :-/

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    Original Poster

    Don't Bother oO

    why not ask Keys and Grey they like explaining football rules to women

    I find all the girls I know actually do understand it.

    I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......

    Anyone got a Mrs that actually cares

    Is that something like....every hole is a goal?

    Banned

    The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.

    We discuss it every valentines night.

    JonnyTwoToes

    The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.We … The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.We discuss it every valentines night.



    "Back of the net" means something different to you two, does it?

    I'm very lucky when I met my wife she knew the basics (ooo they kick the ball). Now after extensive training, I get phone calls at work letting me know that all games are recorded, breaking news etc. I [email protected] you not she's more better than sky sports news

    Banned

    deek72

    I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......



    no chance of you explaining it you your wife then

    my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    andileeds

    my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do … my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    My dad is still exactly the same with my mum and that is 55 years later
    So good luck in your years ahead

    Banned

    Surely its pretty basic maths......

    Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

    Original Poster

    mceverready

    Surely its pretty basic maths......Not as complex as the offside rule or … Surely its pretty basic maths......Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.



    Yes surely.

    I have a headache now. I'll try again tomorrow.

    The only posts of value aren't the goal (_;)

    mceverready

    Surely its pretty basic maths......Not as complex as the offside rule or … Surely its pretty basic maths......Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.


    Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.

    whatsThePoint

    no chance of you explaining it you your wife then



    I tried explaining the meaning of a 'full sized roulette table' to her. Strangely enough she understood that straight away.

    Original Poster

    v5535

    Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an … Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.



    Think it was more one of them "acting dumb" moments.
    I said "its the difference between the amount of goals scored and the amount of goals let in".

    I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies

    Kitten13

    I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked … I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies



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    fanpages, Jun 12, 2010 12:21 PM

    Don't forget the quote from Jasper Carrott in the mid-1980s..."Football … Don't forget the quote from Jasper Carrott in the mid-1980s..."Football began more than 100 years ago, when a group of men used to kick a pig's bladder about. To nowadays they kick the whole policeman..."



    BFN,

    fp.

    Original Poster

    Kitten13

    I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked … I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies



    You mean you are a lesbian.

    jonny619447

    You mean you are a lesbian.



    nope. He's deffinetly a man.

    Original Poster

    Kitten13

    nope. He's deffinetly a man.



    He doesn't like football? Can't be.

    Why have you let her out of the kitchen?

    Original Poster

    exmouthred

    Why have you let her out of the kitchen?



    I didn't I went out to her, and explained it because she was inquisitive about what was being said on the tv.

    I was going to loosen her chain a little, but after this... She can forget it!

    Next week.... Cricket

    I have the opposite. I like footy he doesn't.

    Kitten13

    I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked … I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies




    obviously gay
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