Anyone want to play a round ... !! ? ? ?

.
.
Anyone want to play a round ... !! ? ? ?



.
.
.
.
.
Golf distraction!

5 Comments

Original Poster

fwditon.com/fwd…928
.
.
.
[LEFT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."[/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT]

Original Poster

[CENTER]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6302/golf0fo.jpg[/CENTER]

Original Poster

[CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Q: What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?

A: A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]


http://roadrunnerexpediting.net/golf%20joke.JPG[/CENTER]

Original Poster


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Two long time golfers were standing over looking the river.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain." [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][/FONT]

[CENTER]http://www.thornehills.com/mystuff/golf-excuse.jpeg[/CENTER]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Just in case they had a hole in one. [/SIZE][/FONT]


[CENTER]http://www.thornehills.com/images/2006/golf_j1.jpg[/CENTER]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]The only difference between driving in golf and driving a car is that when you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.[/SIZE][/FONT]

I played golf yesterday, the only 2 balls I hit well was when I stood on a rake !!

I went for a golf lesson last week, the professional said my only problem was that I stood to close to the ball, and that was after I hit it !!
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text
    Top Discussions
    1. Sad news about Barcelona1842
    2. Weekly game codes giveaway 183419
    3. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7764047
    4. First 2 lucky people.46

    See more discussions