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    Apparently,I have NO sense of humour!

    Getting ready to go out to nephews 21st birthday party and mrs barky decides to colour her hair-she gets the dye ready in the applicator bottle,goes upstairs for a towel at which point I decide to switch the bottle for one filled with pink cake icing-they look identical.

    She did half her hair before realising it was a bit sticky,meanwhile me and the kids rolling on the floor laughing.

    Im in the bad books now-women have no sense of humour do they?

    She aint happy! Im immature and stupid.

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    Oh dear lol!!! Poor mrs barky, I feel her pain

    LOL,should of added a bit of superglue to the cake icing bottle

    I'd have blamed the kids and told her to wash her hair whilst i gave them a good thrashing. lol

    :w00t: Ive just dyed my hair and just noticed i got the dye on my foot so not only is my foot red, i have stains all over my carpets:x

    lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo thats so funny!!
    Not being the victim i find that soo funny however if it had been done to me youd be in the dog house all night!
    hehehe

    you will have to make it up to her lol

    I'm lmao!!!!

    I'm with you and the kiddies :w00t:

    looooooooooooooooooool

    repped :lol:

    btw all your dodgy asda stories, please tell me you work at the asda at the avenue :lol:

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    micoo;6275689

    loooooooooooooooooooolrepped :lol:btw all your dodgy asda stories, please … loooooooooooooooooooolrepped :lol:btw all your dodgy asda stories, please tell me you work at the asda at the avenue :lol:



    I do indeed-maddest workplace in the world-all the youtube videos have been removed now because of legal action but they were legend!

    snowflake;6275705

    Me too..this did make me giggle but then I thought poor Mrs. Barky, I'm … Me too..this did make me giggle but then I thought poor Mrs. Barky, I'm beginning to think she should get together with Mrs. Rappy, those two put up with so much :giggle:



    lmao!!!

    Excellent idea. :-D

    barky;6275710

    I do indeed-maddest workplace in the world-all the youtube videos have … I do indeed-maddest workplace in the world-all the youtube videos have been removed now because of legal action but they were legend!



    haha :lol: i know a few ppl tht used to work there lol

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    oooh-maybe I went too far-just told her as an apology I would buy her drinks all night to which she screamed "ITS A FREE F****** BAR!"

    barky;6275719

    oooh-maybe I went too far-just told her as an apology I would buy her … oooh-maybe I went too far-just told her as an apology I would buy her drinks all night to which she screamed "ITS A FREE F****** BAR!"


    pmsl xxx :thumbsup:

    barky;6275719

    oooh-maybe I went too far-just told her as an apology I would buy her … oooh-maybe I went too far-just told her as an apology I would buy her drinks all night to which she screamed "ITS A FREE F****** BAR!"



    you've had it nowwwwwwww :w00t:

    Only up in Glasgow do they expect their women to buy their own drinks lol xx

    Women eh ... just cant take a joke.:p

    funny story lol

    MikeL;6275726

    Women eh ... just cant take a joke.:p



    +1 lol

    on the subject of funny things happening to women, i saw one trying to parallel park a clio today :lol: the space was big enough for a range rover and she couldnt get the clio in :lol: i LOL'ed

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    micoo;6275736

    +1 lolon the subject of funny things happening to women, i saw one trying … +1 lolon the subject of funny things happening to women, i saw one trying to parallel park a clio today :lol: the space was big enough for a range rover and she couldnt get the clio in :lol: i LOL'ed



    I once parked a clio in the pond in rouken glen park-long story

    MikeL;6275726

    Women eh ... just cant take a joke.:p



    Coming at you with my nail polish and pink hair colouring lol

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    snowflake;6275739

    I'm beginning to think Mrs. Barky may have had more planned...new … I'm beginning to think Mrs. Barky may have had more planned...new underwear at La Senza..new hair colour....BIG BLOOPER lmao :giggle:



    but I couldnt resist the joke! I couldnt help myself! it was just too good an opportunity! 3 drinks and shes anybodys anyways:whistling:

    barky;6275748

    I once parked a clio in the pond in rouken glen park-long story



    loooooooooooooooooool :lol: wish i could have seen tht, my last day of 6th year all the local skls had a massive party there (not in the pond tho) 300 odd 17 year olds gettin absolutly rat assed in the park at 4 in the afternoon lol, the police chopper was out n everythin :lol:

    barky;6275759

    but I couldnt resist the joke! I couldnt help myself! it was just too … but I couldnt resist the joke! I couldnt help myself! it was just too good an opportunity! 3 drinks and shes anybodys anyways:whistling:



    Better make sure she has at least 3 then or you're sleepin with the dalmation :whistling:;-)

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    micoo;6275764

    loooooooooooooooooool :lol: wish i could have seen tht, my last day of … loooooooooooooooooool :lol: wish i could have seen tht, my last day of 6th year all the local skls had a massive party there (not in the pond tho) 300 odd 17 year olds gettin absolutly rat assed in the park at 4 in the afternoon lol, the police chopper was out n everythin :lol:




    you get that tshirt yet?

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    ClarityofMind;6275770

    Better make sure she has at least 3 then or you're sleepin with the … Better make sure she has at least 3 then or you're sleepin with the dalmation :whistling:;-)




    toblerone stealing scumbag!

    barky;6275771

    you get that tshirt yet?



    na not yet havnt had a chance to get to the town will be going tomoro tho :lol:

    ClarityofMind;6275770

    Better make sure she has at least 3 then or you're sleepin with the … Better make sure she has at least 3 then or you're sleepin with the dalmation :whistling:;-)



    I hope there's nothing perverted going on here, the Dalmation is a bitch isnt it?:w00t:

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    MikeL;6275807

    I hope there's nothing perverted going on here, the Dalmation is a bitch … I hope there's nothing perverted going on here, the Dalmation is a bitch isnt it?:w00t:




    sadly no-boy dalmation altho we suspect he may be gay-he has issues

    barky;6275778

    toblerone stealing scumbag!



    me or the dog? lol xxxx

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    ClarityofMind;6275839

    me or the dog? lol xxxx




    is that a question or an offer?

    MikeL;6275807

    I hope there's nothing perverted going on here, the Dalmation is a bitch … I hope there's nothing perverted going on here, the Dalmation is a bitch isnt it?:w00t:



    so its alright to sleep with a hound so long as its female?? lol xx

    barky;6275847

    is that a question or an offer?



    I'm lmao!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

    ClarityofMind;6275852

    so its alright to sleep with a hound so long as its female?? lol xx


    Was that a qualifier or a question?

    MikeL;6275909

    Was that a qualifier or a question?



    You men are so tricky tonight :whistling::oops::-D
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