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    Apparently,I need to get out more

    Just had to clean up a mouthful of sugar puffs I inadvertently spat all over the floor.

    Over breakfast,the missus was watching a recording of "dickinsons real deal"-an old dear brings in a drop leaf table,expert wanting to extend it to its full size says "now margaret,if you dont mind,Im going to pull your flaps open"

    I apparently have a "mind like a sewer"

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    Over breakfast,the missus was watching a recording of "dickinsons real deal"-

    Oh dear...

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    Over breakfast,the missus was watching a recording of "dickinsons real … Over breakfast,the missus was watching a recording of "dickinsons real deal"-Oh dear...


    :-D I didnt spot that first off. Thats just as funny (or sad I suppose). Maybe the OP's missus should get out more as well :giggle:

    I wont go there with the sugarpuffs ;-)

    I'd say you need to get out more because you were watching a recording of Dickinsons Real Deal, pretty sure thats the saddest thing I'll read today.

    You could have left it to the dalmatian to clean up that mess for you.
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