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    Are Drive through ATM machines a good idea? All depends I guess....................

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    MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE


    A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:


    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
    machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
    vehicles.


    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
    outlined below when accessing their accounts.


    After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been
    developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'



    *******************
    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Put down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Put window up.
    7. Drive off.


    *******************


    FEMALE PROCEDURE:


    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
    the machine.
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow
    easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
    inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN.
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
    18. Re-check makeup.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the
    slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on cell phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Parking Brake.

    8 Comments

    oooh thats if any guys use it-as you know they wont ask for directions

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    louloo;2869035

    oooh thats if any guys use it-as you know they wont ask for directions



    Why would anyone need to ask for directions to get to the local high street? Us men wouldn't need Sat Nav for that task!!!:w00t:

    guv;2869069

    Why would anyone need to ask for directions to get to the local high … Why would anyone need to ask for directions to get to the local high street? Us men wouldn't need Sat Nav for that task!!!:w00t:



    So they could listen to their partner give them directions for free or ... spend about £100+ on a sat nav to have a woman (probably) tell them how to get there.

    Clever that!

    guv;2869069

    Why would anyone need to ask for directions to get to the local high … Why would anyone need to ask for directions to get to the local high street? Us men wouldn't need Sat Nav for that task!!!:w00t:



    lol anyway i dont let me o/h have the cashcard-and i let him have £2 for emergencies so he wont be needing it:whistling:

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    lol rep to ya

    Original Poster Banned

    louloo;2869188

    lol anyway i dont let me o/h have the cashcard-and i let him have £2 for … lol anyway i dont let me o/h have the cashcard-and i let him have £2 for emergencies so he wont be needing it:whistling:



    LOL.... He needs a trade in!!!!:w00t::p

    Original Poster Banned

    WoolyM;2869179

    So they could listen to their partner give them directions for free or … So they could listen to their partner give them directions for free or ... spend about £100+ on a sat nav to have a woman (probably) tell them how to get there.



    I think you got the wrong end of the stick! Allegedly, women stick on their Sat Nav to drive to the high street!

    Just a rumour maybe?:p

    guv;2869226

    I think you got the wrong end of the stick! Allegedly, women stick on … I think you got the wrong end of the stick! Allegedly, women stick on their Sat Nav to drive to the high street!Just a rumour maybe?:p



    I just noticed that I had indeed misread your previous quote but point still stands just how many men will ignore a woman who attempts to pass info but will spend money on a gadget to have a computerised woman tell them. Maybe (just maybe) you are not included in this ;-)
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