Are people on drugs in here??

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Found 6th Nov 2009
Some of the threads here tonight could only have come from folks under the influence of something.

Tortoise health? WTF is that about?

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Tortoise health,i must have missed that one!!:w00t:

Tortoise health? WTF is that about?



its about good health for tortoises

HTH

I once had a tortoise head

Probably..

All day and everyday dude.

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Paddy_o_furniture;6803002

I once had a tortoise head



Just poking out by chance?

I thought it was one of the requirements of signing up to this site.

I had a turtles head the other day.
Touching cloth.

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tortoise in a soup is yummy!! a delicacy in some places

dimebars;6803020

Just poking out by chance?


Aye. Touching cloth

kapows;6803033

tortoise in a soup is yummy!! a delicacy in some places


Doesn't it try to get out?

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Paddy_o_furniture;6803063

Doesn't it try to get out?



you fork it

kapows;6803079

you fork it


Fork a shell? My tesco value plastic forks would just snap.

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Paddy_o_furniture;6803089

Fork a shell? My tesco value plastic forks would just snap.



noo the underside

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youre gonna need michlin starred forks for this delicacy

kapows;6803100

noo the underside


Makes sense now, I had to leave my lobster on an american army base (it was boiled) as I had no idea how to eat it and my knife and fork was making no effect. People around me didn't have it so I could not copy. Bad times, still haven't tried lobster to this day

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Fork a tortoise

Sounds wrong

I am on sudafed does that count?

things are realy getting diar rhere

A tortoise went to the police the other day to report that he had been assaulted by 2 snails. "Really" said the officer, "What happened?" ............

"I don't know" said the tortoise.................


"It happened so fast":-D
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