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    AScottishbloke rocks the world!

    We all knew he was powerful on HUKD,but a massive earthquake in New Zealand just as he arrives?

    Clearly the man is God!

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    Did AScottishbloke move to New Zealand?

    Am sure his laptop has some special steel case and wont be damaged

    How exciting though for him and his partner - Barbados and now NZ

    Btw Barky how fantastic is this weather!! Am about to go out with my cup of tea and sit on my new decking!!

    New Zealand will issue him with an aSBo...

    :-(

    Original Poster

    mighty mugger

    Did AScottishbloke move to New Zealand?



    yes-flew out yesterday morning

    Banned

    Great news X)

    Original Poster

    bossyboots

    Am sure his laptop has some special steel case and wont be damaged How … Am sure his laptop has some special steel case and wont be damaged How exciting though for him and his partner - Barbados and now NZ Btw Barky how fantastic is this weather!! Am about to go out with my cup of tea and sit on my new decking!!



    yes-getting cloudy now tho-its the doggie fun day in the park this afternoon-the dalmation is doing an assault course so hope it stays nice. And mrs barky and son doing half marathon tomorrow.

    Yes loool. He hated me. I got supsened like atleast 60 times by him and only him.

    Even then I wish him the best of luck.

    Banned

    mighty mugger

    Yes loool. He hated me. I got supsened like atleast 60 times by him and … Yes loool. He hated me. I got supsened like atleast 60 times by him and only him. Even then I wish him the best of luck.



    isn't he going to still be a mod though?

    lol he must have taking his ban hammer with him over there... used it at customs!

    Original Poster

    bykergrove

    isn't he going to still be a mod though?lol he must have taking his ban … isn't he going to still be a mod though?lol he must have taking his ban hammer with him over there... used it at customs!



    yes-I think he will still be a mod-he was in barbados so imagine once he settles in NZ he will be online.

    Banned

    What does ASB do for a living?

    Original Poster

    master_chief

    What does ASB do for a living?



    professional hitman

    Every cloud and that...

    Banned

    barky

    professional hitman



    Wouldn't it be funny if a hitman did actually do something as mundane as be a forum mod in their spare time. He could trace IPs of members he doesn't like and kill them.

    I see a movie script appearing before my eyes...

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    master_chief

    Wouldn't it be funny if a hitman did actually do something as mundane as … Wouldn't it be funny if a hitman did actually do something as mundane as be a forum mod in their spare time. He could trace IPs of members he doesn't like and kill them.I see a movie script appearing before my eyes...



    loving the idea! "you have broken the 7 day listing rule,now we are gonna play a game"

    ha ha ... quick someone touch some wood!!! lol

    mod

    Actually, ASB hasn’t quite gone to New Zealand just yet. And rumours of the earthquake being the repercussions of the islands attempt to move to him rather than ASB move to the island are yet to be confirmed.
    A spokesman said,

    “We are all very excited by the imminent arrival of aScottishBloke and h … “We are all very excited by the imminent arrival of aScottishBloke and his partner aScottishLass.”


    has he got a woman friend then andy?? its not that fern37 is it?

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    acecatcher3

    has he got a woman friend then andy?? its not that fern37 is it?



    starting a rumour ace?lol

    acecatcher3

    has he got a woman friend then andy?? its not that fern37 is it?



    hahaha she will love seeing that btw X) Fern has a sex dungeon at home and has laminated pics of ASB all over the walls and ceiling - they have been pasted over the ones of Andy X)

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    bossyboots

    hahaha she will love seeing that btw X) Fern has a sex dungeon at home … hahaha she will love seeing that btw X) Fern has a sex dungeon at home and has laminated pics of ASB all over the walls and ceiling - they have been pasted over the ones of Andy X)



    a sex dungeon?? did you use the blueprints to build that new(cough) "playroom" under your new decking?

    barky

    starting a rumour ace?lol



    ha no no its just she keeps mentioning him and andy has played along with her aswell so i was wondering if they are messing around or if they are a couple.....funny how hes suddendly moving to "new zealand" just as theres space for a new stig........some people say asb spends his spare time taming the lockness monster

    barky

    a sex dungeon?? did you use the blueprints to build that new(cough) … a sex dungeon?? did you use the blueprints to build that new(cough) "playroom" under your new decking?



    sure did - cheers for that Barky. Have sent the blueprints back to you
    Edited by: "bossyboots" 4th Sep 2010

    I have these images of ASB in my head.........he looks like Clive Owen and sounds like Sean Connery..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....off for a lie down in a darkened room

    bitseylango

    I have these images of ASB in my head.........he looks like Clive Owen … I have these images of ASB in my head.........he looks like Clive Owen and sounds like Sean Connery..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....off for a lie down in my sex dungeon



    ffs not you as well

    bossyboots

    ffs not you as well




    oh I could do so much damage to ASB!!




    bitseylango

    oh I could do so much damage to ASB!!



    hahah Bitsey - could be a bit like that Dating in the Dark..............would you feel the same when you got the "reveal" - I reckon he is a handsome devil you know.

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    bitseylango

    oh I could do so much damage to ASB!!



    Scotsmen always fall asleep immediately after a 4 hour marathon session tho-thought you ladies hated that?

    pmsl Barky X) Though did feel sorry for your wife if your marathon session is only 4 hours

    bossyboots

    [hahah Bitsey - could be a bit like that Dating in the … [hahah Bitsey - could be a bit like that Dating in the Dark..............would you feel the same when you got the "reveal" - I reckon he is a handsome devil you know.



    it may be a disaster when the light reveal was on me! lol! But for now I shall just use my imagination as to how he looks, it has served me well so far

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    bossyboots

    pmsl Barky X) Though did feel sorry for your wife if your marathon … pmsl Barky X) Though did feel sorry for your wife if your marathon session is only 4 hours



    4 hours is the most I can manage these days BB-I am getting on a bit you know! after 4 hours I leave her to her donny little fantasies!

    barky

    4 hours is the most I can manage these days BB-I am getting on a bit you … 4 hours is the most I can manage these days BB-I am getting on a bit you know! after 4 hours I leave her to her donny little fantasies!



    lol - that friend is coming over this afternoon. Am picking her up so she can have a wee drink. Will ask her if she can at least get his autograph next time she sees him - or I can scrape some dna off the sheets if all else fails X)

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    bossyboots

    lol - that friend is coming over this afternoon. Am picking her up so she … lol - that friend is coming over this afternoon. Am picking her up so she can have a wee drink. Will ask her if she can at least get his autograph next time she sees him - or I can scrape some dna off the sheets if all else fails X)



    mrs barky can send a turkey baster if he can send a "sample" back

    HAHAHAHAHAHA omg stop it!!!!!!!!!!!

    right am off out now

    lmao!


    How come I'm the last to know???!!! The cad!


    In my dreams it is!!!

    bossyboots

    Am sure his laptop has some special steel case and wont be damaged Am sure his laptop has some special steel case and wont be damaged How exciting though for him and his partner - Barbados and now NZ

    acecatcher3

    has he got a woman friend then andy?? its not that fern37 is it?

    acecatcher3

    has he got a woman friend then andy?? its not that fern37 is it?

    bitseylango

    I have these images of ASB in my head.........he looks like Clive Owen … I have these images of ASB in my head.........he looks like Clive Owen and sounds like Sean Connery..............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....off for a lie down in a darkened room

    bossyboots

    I reckon he is a handsome devil you know.


    BB...some things are meant to be kept quiet!! lol



    Bitsey...leave him alone...only I am allowed to do any fantasizing about him!! He's a cross between David Tennant and Gerard Butler to me.



    Oh he is (_;)

    Banned

    Missed this thread Barky. I left Scotland just before the earthquake but landed in Leicester for a few days prior to NZ. Could be here a while though

    12 days after last post....... ASB, you don't come across as a guy vain enough to use his own name in the search function.

    aScottishBloke

    Missed this thread Barky. I left Scotland just before the earthquake but … Missed this thread Barky. I left Scotland just before the earthquake but landed in Leicester for a few days prior to NZ. Could be here a while though



    Wedge lied he said you were there already. Damn Hamster...

    Banned

    MinstrelMan

    12 days after last post....... ASB, you don't come across as a guy vain … 12 days after last post....... ASB, you don't come across as a guy vain enough to use his own name in the search function.



    i believe he gets his staff to do that

    Banned

    MinstrelMan

    12 days after last post....... ASB, you don't come across as a guy vain … 12 days after last post....... ASB, you don't come across as a guy vain enough to use his own name in the search function.



    No, but you know what - I did on this occasion, however not for the reasons you suggest. I'm looking at the posting styles of a new member but it's very similar to someone we banned a while back. I can't remember the name, but they started a thread with my name in the title and a few expletives also, hence the search and my subsequent reply.

    Hope that satisfies the curiousity for now

    aScottishBloke

    No, but you know what - I did on this occasion, however not for the … No, but you know what - I did on this occasion, however not for the reasons you suggest. I'm looking at the posting styles of a new member but it's very similar to someone we banned a while back. I can't remember the name, but they started a thread with my name in the title and a few expletives also, hence the search and my subsequent reply.Hope that satisfies the curiousity for now



    Thats a very throrough and valid answer, however being the inquisitive type i'm now wondering what underwear you got on.

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