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    Ask me anything...

    Right.. Really board.

    Ask me anything.

    I will answer ANY question, and will be really open and honest.

    Anything... Start with safe easy ones please.

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    how many fingers do you have?

    Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?

    thread would be `100x better if i was the op

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    ClarityofMind;6082692

    how many fingers do you have?



    8

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    We_Are_138;6082694

    Do you enjoy the smell of your own farts?



    yes :oops:

    Not all the time.. Morning after a bottle of red wine is great... Should see my boy baulk whilst driving him to school... And I lock the electric windows.

    Chiptivo;6082751

    yes :oops:



    :? lol

    black gerbil1;6082695

    thread would be `100x better if i was the op



    op did say

    "I will answer ANY question, and will be really open and honest"

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;6082812

    If you can see your breath on a cold day, can you see your farts?



    Ermmm.. I have not looked, but am now looking forward to winter to check that out.. :-D

    Why are you bored?

    black gerbil1;6082695

    thread would be `100x better if i was the op



    That reminds me OP....question...have you ever dropped your dungarees for another bloke? :?

    Have you ever said 'I love you' when you didnt?

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    sarahgt;6082864

    Have you ever said 'I love you' when you didnt?



    Ermmm Probably not, maybe to a mate when drunk.. But no, I haven't.. :?

    fireheaven;6082858

    Lol I have tried but they slip out too quick or my jeans are too tight, … Lol I have tried but they slip out too quick or my jeans are too tight, maybe I should be look round my feet :w00t:



    cant be seen through jeans, you need to go out in the nuddy early in the morning (preferably in the privacy of your back garden) stand in front of a window and watch the reflection :thumbsup:

    are you really a board - or just bored ?

    bitseylango;6082914

    cant be seen through jeans, you need to go out in the nuddy early in the … cant be seen through jeans, you need to go out in the nuddy early in the morning (preferably in the privacy of your back garden) stand in front of a window and watch the reflection :thumbsup:



    Have you tried this?

    black gerbil1;6082695

    thread would be `100x better if i was the op



    There is something about the words Honesty and Gerbil that just dont sit right.....and the OP has clearly stated that they would be honest and open.

    Had you been the OP you'd get at least 100 replies though which would make the thread (in your own words) an "EPIC" so how about starting a thread with the same title and just mention that you live in a fantasy world and your delusions of grandeur are out of control ?

    Original Poster

    sn0ttyang3l;6082950

    are you really a board - or just bored ?


    Bored...
    Sorry about the spelling, sometimes I can be dickslexic.

    kt21;6082959

    Have you tried this?



    maybe I have.......maybe I havent :oops::whistling:

    Anyway,back on topic..... have you ever sworn in a church ?

    bitseylango;6082996

    maybe I have.......maybe I havent :oops::whistling:



    Does it work??

    kt21;6083010

    Does it work??



    yes, if it comes out slow enough :-D

    Have u ever pee'd the bed when drunk?

    Monkeybumcheeks;6082964

    There is something about the words Honesty and Gerbil that just dont sit … There is something about the words Honesty and Gerbil that just dont sit right.....and the OP has clearly stated that they would be honest and open.Had you been the OP you'd get at least 100 replies though which would make the thread (in your own words) an "EPIC" so how about starting a thread with the same title and just mention that you live in a fantasy world and your delusions of grandeur are out of control ?



    aww hes nice realy just a wind up merchant :roll:

    makershaker;6083029

    Have u ever pee'd the bed when drunk?



    Ever slept on a draining board :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Monkeybumcheeks;6083003

    Anyway,back on topic..... have you ever sworn in a church ?



    Don't think so... I would have to say no.

    Keep them coming..

    Original Poster

    makershaker;6083029

    Have u ever pee'd the bed when drunk?



    Questions getting better... No I haven't.

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    Monkeybumcheeks;6083043

    Ever slept on a draining board :thumbsup:



    Erm.. No. :?

    aah96;6083034

    aww hes nice realy just a wind up merchant :roll:



    .....as we all know....so why not come clean ?

    I'll admit, he's got a talent for driving people crazy on here (not mentioning any names :oops:).

    I say to the Gerbil,harness that wind up talent....join a few other websites,chuck a few "epics" in there,post the links and let us all have a laugh at the results.

    He's getting a bit stale on here now,needs a fresh angle and the hangers on/wannabees are a bit sad.

    ever screamed so loud you thought your lungs would burst....but it felt soooooooooo good?

    Chiptivo;6083057

    Erm.. No. :?



    It saves getting up in the night.

    how many times a day?

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    bitseylango;6083113

    ever screamed so loud you thought your lungs would burst....but it felt … ever screamed so loud you thought your lungs would burst....but it felt soooooooooo good?



    When rooney scored that goal for Everton against Arsenal to win the game many years ago. I was behind the goal and nearly passed out...
    Yes.

    Chiptivo;6083156

    When rooney scored that goal for Everton against Arsenal to win the game … When rooney scored that goal for Everton against Arsenal to win the game many years ago. I was behind the goal and nearly passed out... Yes.



    good feeling isnt it!!!! :thumbsup: do it again soon.......just let it out x

    Have you ever cheated at cards.......when playing with freinds ?

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    Monkeybumcheeks;6083173

    Have you ever cheated at cards.......when playing with freinds ?



    No... that would be mean...;-)

    No actually haven't...

    What Colour Is My Shirt

    Ever called out the wrong name whilst "on the job" ?

    raptorcigs;6083210

    What Colour Is My Shirt



    Its green.....and skin tight

    Original Poster

    raptorcigs;6083210

    What Colour Is My Shirt



    Don't know..

    I did say I would be honest.. lol...

    Any more questions... All been nice light ones so far..

    Original Poster

    Monkeybumcheeks;6083215

    Ever called out the wrong name whilst "on the job" ?



    Never.. lol

    I did bleat once..
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