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    Ask The Oracle (Part 2)

    I'm bored and in an incredibly good mood but it's not bedtime yet, so...

    Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully...as long as it's not personal. Then you get a slap.

    (I reserve the right to Google, as always)

    49 Comments

    where are you sitting?

    what colour socks are you wearing?

    whats your favourite Macdonalds meal?

    Where does the word 'answer' come from?

    thats should get you going!

    :lazy:

    If you were a sheep what would you like to be called ?

    Original Poster

    marmalade47;8434797

    where are you sitting?



    In my bed.

    marmalade47;8434804

    what colour socks are you wearing?



    I'm not wearing socks.

    marmalade47;8434808

    whats your favourite Macdonalds meal?



    I don't eat McDonalds unless I'm severely hungover and then I really don't care what it is.

    marmalade47;8434811

    Where does the word 'answer' come from?



    Google isn't helping me here...

    whatsThePoint;8434814

    what time is bed time



    Undecided. Whenever I get bored of my boredom.

    angelfairee;8434862

    In my bed.Google isn't helping me here...



    etymonline.com/ind…wer

    Have you been out earlier today in a John Prescott mask

    Original Poster

    mrman007;8434838

    If you were a sheep what would you like to be called ?



    Umm. Betty. Why do I have to be a sheep?

    TUSSFC;8434897

    http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=answer



    Haha, thanks :thumbsup:

    Would you like to take over?!

    [QUOTE=angelfairee;8434913]Umm. Betty. Why do I have to be a sheep?
    Got something against sheep have we?? :whistling:
    SHEEP HAVE SOULS JUST LIKE GINGERS!!!!

    Original Poster

    FLANBAY;8434908

    Have you been out earlier today in a John Prescott mask



    Umm...n....no?

    mrman007;8434959

    Got something against sheep have we?? :whistling:SHEEP HAVE SOULS JUST … Got something against sheep have we?? :whistling:SHEEP HAVE SOULS JUST LIKE GINGERS!!!!



    Gingers don't have souls, shut up.

    This is my favourite sheep:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Jacob_ewe.jpg/797px-Jacob_ewe.jpg

    Do you ever worry that the premise of "The Matrix" is real?

    Why are my lips so dry tonight.

    How old are you?

    Come on bring it!

    what shall i do tomorrow night?

    Original Poster

    Butterbean;8434986

    Do you ever worry that the premise of "The Matrix" is real?



    Honestly? No.

    Remind me which pill I'm supposed to take though, just in case.

    vibeone;8435007

    I asked my question via PM



    I think you've got your answer.



    robtallica;8435016

    Why are my lips so dry tonight.



    Too much smoochin'.

    Boom123;8435020

    How old are you?Come on bring it!



    23.

    loupomm;8435029

    what shall i do tomorrow night?



    Go out with dog_cop!

    Carley;8435042

    How much wood could a wood cutter cut if a wood cutter could cut wood?



    No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

    Who can beat up Chuck Norris?

    23?

    Woah OP is Old.

    I guess there is no need for another question. Night.

    spit or...nevermind

    give us an example of a question that would be worthy of a slap :-D

    Why haven't I seen a baby pigeon before? :?

    Original Poster

    mrman007;8435076

    Who can beat up Chuck Norris?



    Jack Bauer.

    Boom123;8435093

    23?Woah OP is Old.I guess there is no need for another question. Night.



    I hate you.

    Carley;8435101

    Why are round pizzas packed into square boxes?



    To make them easier to stack. You can also use the box as a ruler. Or...umm...build a fort with lots of boxes and live in it.

    Original Poster

    dataload;8435106

    spit or...nevermind



    khy86;8435108

    give us an example of a question that would be worthy of a slap :-D



    Please see above.

    CFC_Mark;8435111

    Why haven't I seen a baby pigeon before? :?



    Pigeons don't fledge (leave the nest) until they are almost adult-sized and those that don't know what to look for can't tell a baby pigeon from an adult one.

    Have you ever looked for a baby pigeon?

    angelfairee;8435067

    Too much smoochin'.



    Meh. Rubbish oracle so far.

    Will West Ham beat Wigan on Saturday? I've got tickets just above the directors' box and want to know whether or not to bother going.

    Will the Tube be running smoothly?

    who will win the general election oh wise one?

    Original Poster

    robtallica;8435131

    Meh. Rubbish oracle so far.Will West Ham beat Wigan on Saturday? I've got … Meh. Rubbish oracle so far.Will West Ham beat Wigan on Saturday? I've got tickets just above the directors' box and want to know whether or not to bother going.Will the Tube be running smoothly?



    West Ham have only won 7 games out of 35. I'd say...no they won't win. Also, can I come?

    The Tube will be fine...but can we go by helicopter please? Thanks.

    numptyj;8435158

    who will win the general election oh wise one?



    Conservatives.

    What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?

    Original Poster

    Lulu'sMammy;8435180

    What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?



    Umm.

    Jewellery? What's your budget and what kind of person is she?!

    angelfairee;8435125

    Have you ever looked for a baby pigeon?



    It may be a hobby of mine. Next question will be pm'd ;-) :lol:

    why do someone always phone just as you get in the bath? lol

    Banned

    chick that i've been seeing recently.... make a go of it or just keep fooling around?

    angelfairee;8435175

    West Ham have only won 7 games out of 35. I'd say...no they won't win. … West Ham have only won 7 games out of 35. I'd say...no they won't win. Also, can I come?The Tube will be fine...but can we go by helicopter please? Thanks.



    When you put it like that, it doesn't sound good. Though Wigan away from home should be an appealing fixture for any side needing a win and struggling near the bottom of the table.

    I do have a pair of tickets. Could you handle the traditional £5 big breakast right next to the ground in 'Ken's Cafe' though? We're talking a full-on egg, bacon, sausages, fried bread, beans, chips, mushrooms and a mug of tea affair.

    Oh and no helicopters will be booked - even if it is you.

    Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;8435180

    What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?



    bigger baps.

    NEXT

    are you coming out with me in june? :-D xxx

    Who runs misc?

    Original Poster

    CFC_Mark;8435219

    It may be a hobby of mine. Next question will be pm'd ;-) :lol:



    Are you aiming for a slap, boy?!

    alexcruxon;8435229

    why do someone always phone just as you get in the bath? lol



    Because they're watching you through your window!

    bykergrove;8435243

    chick that i've been seeing recently.... make a go of it or just keep … chick that i've been seeing recently.... make a go of it or just keep fooling around?



    I don't know, what's wrong with her?

    robtallica;8435250

    When you put it like that, it doesn't sound good. Though Wigan away from … When you put it like that, it doesn't sound good. Though Wigan away from home should be an appealing fixture for any side needing a win and struggling near the bottom of the table.I do have a pair of tickets. Could you handle the traditional £5 big breakast right next to the ground in 'Ken's Cafe' though? We're talking a full-on egg, bacon, sausages, fried bread, beans, chips, mushrooms and a mug of tea affair.Oh and no helicopters will be booked - even if it is you.



    I hate fried breakfasts.

    http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z77/demaine_d/Emoticon/vomit.gif

    Does this mean our date is off?!

    lfc_engravedonheart;8435264

    are you coming out with me in june? :-D xxx



    YES.

    (Hopefully)

    angelfairee;8435291

    YES. (Hopefully)



    better had be... i'm counting on you to pain the toon red with me :thumbsup:

    Since that wonderful night we spend together (Mostly in bed), why haven't you rung me? That was almost 2 years ago?!?!
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