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    Auction Thread.

    In this thread I will auction micoo off to the highest bidder*.

    He's alright, I just don't want him anymore.

    64 Comments

    Original Poster

    *1p is nearly acceptable.

    delivery?

    Banned

    pmsl most have had him, and those that havent dont want him for free, but good luck x

    Banned

    30p here

    :lol:

    spammed

    this is not an auction site

    bit harsh, i dont need help finding a bird

    distance is a bitch hahaha

    Do you know how much he'll go for in ebay? If there is a profit margin, I'll buy him

    snowflake;7745239

    she isnt finding you a bird she's just chucking you out



    thts ok then :thumbsup:

    If I win and he is not fit for purpose, can I have a full refund?

    Original Poster

    saayinla;7745212

    delivery?



    I'll make him walk to your house.

    snowflake;7745221

    What kinda chores can he do and does he sleep in the dog house much cos … What kinda chores can he do and does he sleep in the dog house much cos theres no room indoors for unwanted mutts here :-D



    He doesn't do anything right.

    micoo;7745223

    bit harsh, i dont need help finding a birddistance is a bitch hahaha



    You need help fullstop.

    Marina;7745232

    Do you know how much he'll go for in ebay? If there is a profit margin, … Do you know how much he'll go for in ebay? If there is a profit margin, I'll buy him



    You'd probably have to pay someone else to have him to be honest.

    Il pay £1 as long as he is my personal servant and does what I say!

    Original Poster

    bitseylango;7745248

    If I win and he is not fit for purpose, can I have a full refund?



    No. All sales are final. Under no circumstances will I ever have him back, I don't care what you say!

    angelfairee;7745250

    You'd probably have to pay someone else to have him to be honest.



    Oh, I don't need it then :-D

    Original Poster

    *katie*;7745256

    Il pay £1 as long as he is my personal servant and does what I say!



    Negative. He won't do anything you say.

    Banned

    im guessing you aint quite got the hand of this selling thing angel

    Original Poster

    sassie;7745272

    im guessing you aint quite got the hand of this selling thing angel



    Please have him?!?!

    Banned

    angelfairee;7745276

    Please have him?!?!



    behave, ya loves him really

    Ill take him, i can pick him up on my way to Aberdeen when i next visit my folks - his kidneys have to be worth something. Pretty sure the liver will be knackered.

    BabySmurfette;7745288

    Ill take him, i can pick him up on my way to Aberdeen when i next visit … Ill take him, i can pick him up on my way to Aberdeen when i next visit my folks - his kidneys have to be worth something. Pretty sure the liver will be knackered.



    affirmative

    Original Poster

    snowflake;7745285

    Chuck a bottle of wine in with him and you might get a few more takers? … Chuck a bottle of wine in with him and you might get a few more takers? :? Just a thought



    I'm not wasting good wine!

    BabySmurfette;7745288

    Ill take him, i can pick him up on my way to Aberdeen when i next visit … Ill take him, i can pick him up on my way to Aberdeen when i next visit my folks - his kidneys have to be worth something. Pretty sure the liver will be knackered.



    SOLD. Can I help hack him up!?

    Original Poster

    micoo;7745296

    affirmative



    Oh you're still here.

    Banned

    if he had a shave and sobered up you may get an offering

    Who's buying you flowers for Valentine's then? :-D

    angelfairee;7745299

    Oh you're still here.



    affirmative
    sassie;7745300

    if he had a shave and sobered up you may get an offering



    not gonna happen, my face fuzz is glorious, and about sobering up, really :? i mean reeeaaaaaallllly

    Banned

    micoo;7745310

    affirmative :pnot gonna happen, my face fuzz is glorious, and about … affirmative :pnot gonna happen, my face fuzz is glorious, and about sobering up, really :? i mean reeeaaaaaallllly



    you look like a tramp :w00t:

    Original Poster

    Marina;7745304

    Who's buying you flowers for Valentine's then? :-D



    Oh poo. I didn't think about that.

    angelfairee;7745316

    Oh poo. I didn't think about that.


    Quick!! pretend this never happened!

    Original Poster

    snowflake;7745312

    :whistling: Awkward :whistling::p



    Haha.

    sassie;7745315

    you look like a tramp :w00t:



    Hahahaha.

    Ahem.

    Original Poster

    Marina;7745323

    Quick!! pretend this never happened!



    Nooooooooo, don't make me stay with hiiiiiimmmmmmmm :cry:

    angelfairee;7745327

    Nooooooooo, don't make me stay with hiiiiiimmmmmmmm :cry:



    Oh dear! didn't think things were that bad :friends:

    Flowers, what flowers!

    angelfairee;7745327

    Nooooooooo, don't make me stay with hiiiiiimmmmmmmm :cry:



    technically you only stayed with me once

    Original Poster

    micoo;7745358

    technically you only stayed with me once



    I'd never say that was a mistake...out loud.

    Oh.

    angelfairee;7745297

    I'm not wasting good wine!SOLD. Can I help hack him up!?



    Ok ill send you some surgical tools. Got everything you need in the garage.
    Make sure you get your flowers first.

    angelfairee;7745327

    Nooooooooo, don't make me stay with hiiiiiimmmmmmmm :cry:



    micoo;7745358

    technically you only stayed with me once



    ^^ You are my favorite HUKD couple! Bar none

    BabySmurfette;7745401

    Ok ill send you some surgical tools. Got everything you need in the … Ok ill send you some surgical tools. Got everything you need in the garage.Make sure you get your flowers first.



    :lol:

    cw9652;7745416

    ^^ You are my favorite HUKD couple! Bar none



    What couple? She just sold him :w00t:

    Marina;7745425

    What couple? She just sold him :w00t:



    Micoo, I'l put a bid in when you auction AF off.

    Original Poster

    Marina;7745425

    What couple? She just sold him :w00t:



    This.

    cw9652;7745437

    Micoo, I'l put a bid in when you auction AF off.



    I am my own woman

    Marina;7745425

    What couple? She just sold him :w00t:


    They are! V similar to that other HUKD couple - Damn, the names have gone. Hold on :-D
    angelfairee;7745463

    I am my own woman


    But you must have a price!!
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