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    B & Q Warning

    I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.

    Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the him out.

    Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.

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    This post is a knock out:p

    Try John Lewis instead, the attractive sales girl there kindly inquired if I wanted Bedding, needless to say I'm now banned from that store!!

    Or you could go into M&S and hang around the changing cubicles. When i did that a woman came over and asked me if i wanted underwear fitting!

    seen this a billion times, but it still knocks me out

    ...sorry.

    My coats the black and orange woolen fleece

    Hahaha I thought this was a serious post at first! Dur

    Well I was in Carpet Right last week and the guy asked me what type of [COLOR="Red"]censored[/COLOR] I'd like. They get everywhere nowadays don't they ?

    lol that word got filtered, apologies mod but it is a proper word !

    My OH asked me if I wanted to go to Greg's. "Greg's what?" asked I, thinking he meant a party or BBQ at his mate's, & hoping for some cash towards a new outfit. "Greggs for a pasty - I really fancy one for lunch". He laughed more than I did.

    03bintls;1754981

    Hahaha I thought this was a serious post at first! Dur



    your not alone there

    Made me laugh, thanks :thumbsup:

    :lol: Made me laugh too, also thanks!

    Can't work out what hottoshop is trying to say though!!

    jah128;1755438

    :lol: Made me laugh too, also thanks!Can't work out what hottoshop is … :lol: Made me laugh too, also thanks!Can't work out what hottoshop is trying to say though!!



    Sh*gpile maybe? seeing as its a carpet..........

    Surely piles can't be censored!

    Oh hang on... **** ? Nope...

    why does it censor the s--g word for me then ?

    Aaah, I'd inadvertantly found a loophole in the swear filter :lol:

    This reminds me of the time I went on the hunt for a new TV. So I was mooching around the trafford centre and found myself outside debenhams. I walked in and asked the first girl I saw 'Do you sell flat screen TV's' her reply was 'No, selfridges' to which I paused for a second turned around and walked away chuckling. I thought the girl had replied 'sell fridges' as in we sell fridges and freezers, but what she meant was obviously go to selffridges.

    I was having a blond moment and I thought It was very funny at the time.

    jah128;1755693

    Aaah, I'd inadvertantly found a loophole in the swear filter :lol:



    1 day ban :oops: lol

    It's a silly word to censor as it has about 5 meanings I think.
    Dance
    Carpet
    Tobacco
    Wildlife
    Wild Time :whistling:

    apduk;1756222

    This reminds me of the time I went on the hunt for a new TV. So I was … This reminds me of the time I went on the hunt for a new TV. So I was mooching around the trafford centre and found myself outside debenhams. I walked in and asked the first girl I saw 'Do you sell flat screen TV's' her reply was 'No, selfridges' to which I paused for a second turned around and walked away chuckling. I thought the girl had replied 'sell fridges' as in we sell fridges and freezers, but what she meant was obviously go to selffridges. I was having a blond moment and I thought It was very funny at the time.



    lol very Corbett/Barker love it !

    Never , ever tire of watching this one
    youtube.com/wat…CB8

    He he he :giggle:

    Reminds me of when my youngest was small and I went to get her a "beep, beep" till as she called them from ToysRus, I asked the assistant where the tills where and he directed me to the checkouts!

    My fault for not beign specific I guess!!! :whistling:
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