Baby Stamp

    Couple of jokes

    A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her
    obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call,
    so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into
    his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside
    her navel. He then rushed off.

    At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words
    printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found
    a magnifying glass and tried to read the words; the stamp read:
    "When your husband can read this without his glasses, it's time
    to get yourself to the hospital!"


    True Story author unknown

    A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is
    a pharmacist. One of his customers complained that the capsules
    she'd been given weren't working.

    "Oh," he said, "You've been taking them the wrong way. You have
    to take them so that the green half goes in first." He said
    that she stopped by a week later to let him know that her
    medication was now working fine!

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