Bah Volcano: The truth is here

An NUFC club spokesman has refused to comment on claims that the source of the dust cloud covering parts of Europe was in fact St.James' Park and not Iceland as previously thought.

Cleaners preparing the trophy cabinet for the expected arrival of the Championship trophy on Tyneside next week have been blamed for the release of ancient material.

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[ ] funny
[x] wishes never clicked thread

black gerbil1;8379157

[ ] funny[x] wishes never clicked thread



[ ] Good reply
[x] Funny that BG1 got punched in the face


Similar jokes have been circulating this site the last 24 hours now though.

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An (Insert club name here) club spokesman has refused to comment on claims that the source of the dust cloud covering parts of Europe was in fact (Insert name of ground here) and not Iceland as previously thought.

Cleaners preparing the trophy cabinet for the expected arrival of the (Insert trophy name here) trophy on (Insert region here) next week have been blamed for the release of ancient material.

>Cleaners preparing the trophy cabinet

I didn't know they had one.

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guilbert53;8379176

>Cleaners preparing the trophy cabinet I didn't know they had one.


A cleaner or a trophy cabinet?

Paddy_o_furniture;8379198

A cleaner or a trophy cabinet?



Both

mr.potato_head;8379175

[ ] Good reply[x] Funny that BG1 got punched in the face




[x] Agreed :thumbsup::w00t:

Got it in a text yesterday but it was Hibs trophy room - now that WAS funny!

Banned

That's a brilliant joke. Someone should post it every single day at least 5 times so we all get to read it again and again and again.

Original Poster

DJ1;8379342

That's a brilliant joke. Someone should post it every single day at least … That's a brilliant joke. Someone should post it every single day at least 5 times so we all get to read it again and again and again.


I'll leave that to you DJ1

DJ1;8379342

That's a brilliant joke. Someone should post it every single day at least … That's a brilliant joke. Someone should post it every single day at least 5 times so we all get to read it again and again and again.



That's only 3 times.
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