Balloon joke

    A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and
    > spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady,
    > 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
    > ago, but I don't know where I am.'
    > The woman below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, hovering
    > approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
    > north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
    > 'You must be in IT,' said the balloonist.
    > 'Actually I am,' replied the woman, 'How did you know?'
    > 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically
    > correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is
    > I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
    > you've delayed my trip '.
    > The woman below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
    > 'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
    > 'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going.
    > You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
    > made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
    > beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
    > position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f****** fault


    excellent :-D:thumbsup:


    excellent :-D:thumbsup:

    Agreed and just about as true as you can get ! :thumbsup:


    yea defo that was a good one

    I love jokes that laugh at real situations!!! Haha

    lol - blame it on IT

    LOL! Nice!

    Was looking for cheap balloon ride, but that'l do for now!!
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