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    if all of a sudden i put a large stash of cash in my bank say 100k
    bearing in mind my bank balance is never over 2k

    would i be questioned to death?

    or can i say its none of your business

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    ha ha no large amounts of money and strange account activity are looked at by the banks fraud and money laundering teams

    depeds if it was legit or not, although i'd kind of question someone if they did, unless money was from a house sale or something, but then i surpose it wouldn't be cash.

    why and how would you do it?

    fancy sharing with me ??

    It would flag up immediately under the money laundering regs,

    You need a money laundering service to clean your cash I would do it for 15%

    Bank have no right to question you.....................however they'll probably call the Police who will then tickle your rectum with their fingers.

    HTH :lol:

    Original Poster

    im screwed either way then, oh well might as well use the money to buy a lambo
    wait, will the car dealership question me? LOL

    a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over £5,000 in cash in one hit is looked at.

    if i had that sort of money, i would keep it all in cash. As soon as you pay it into your bank account you will be questioned money laundering, tax evasion etc etc.

    Or you could just blow it all on a nice car or similar

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    cakeybwoy;6634149

    a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over … a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over £5,000 in cash in one hit is looked at.


    nice info!

    cakeybwoy;6634149

    a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over … a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over £5,000 in cash in one hit is looked at.



    £5,000 a day over 20 days, sorted! haha :-D

    If the amount is over £5,000 it will be looked into under money laundering regulations. The bank may just be subtle and ask if the money is going to be used for anything or if you intend to save it should the money go straight into a current account.

    If the money/way you got it is genuine then it doesn't matter.

    If it's bent in some way then they'll get you eventually and you'll be picking up the soap for a few years. :lol:

    Nope...you ll be beaten to death.

    Banned

    cakeybwoy;6634149

    a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over … a friend of mine used to work for a bank, and they said anything over £5,000 in cash in one hit is looked at.



    Treat it like margarine and spread it through various seperate accounts, online , offline, premium bonds, isa , etc

    Original Poster

    anybody know how to ''wash'' dirty cash so it becomes clean?

    muffin247;6634218

    anybody know how to ''wash'' dirty cash so it becomes clean?



    I use to be a Prison Officer...............my only advice to you is i hope you are pretty. :-D

    Original Poster

    Syzable;6634231

    I use to be a Prison Officer...............my only advice to you is i … I use to be a Prison Officer...............my only advice to you is i hope you are pretty. :-D


    i thought my chances were better if i was ugly, then i wouldnt need to pick up the soap as often?

    muffin247;6634218

    anybody know how to ''wash'' dirty cash so it becomes clean?



    Daz :thumbsup:

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    thehitman;6634254

    Daz :thumbsup:


    bob:thumbsup: nice to meet u daz, anyway u got any ideas?

    muffin247;6634236

    i thought my chances were better if i was ugly, then i wouldnt need to … i thought my chances were better if i was ugly, then i wouldnt need to pick up the soap as often?



    Depends which end you prefer to be beaten :w00t:

    muffin247;6634218

    anybody know how to ''wash'' dirty cash so it becomes clean?




    40 degree wash should do it :thumbsup:
    I got questioned by the bank clark when i put in a cheque from a AA loan :roll:

    Open a take a way think thats how they do it :?

    muffin247;6634263

    bob:thumbsup: nice to meet u daz, anyway u got any ideas?



    lol...

    It's hard to shake dirty money without your footprints being tracked. It all depends on how patient you are but I think you'd have to place your eggs in many baskets!

    Syzable;6634231

    I use to be a Prison Officer...............my only advice to you is i … I use to be a Prison Officer...............my only advice to you is i hope you are pretty. :-D


    Damn thought I recognized your mug from somewhere boss.

    Go to a casino, buy some chips, spend a few then ask to cash the remainder in and be paid via cheque, you then have a nice legit cheque to pay into your bank from your lucky night of gambling. Well thats how it used to be done, I doubt it would work anymore.

    I can sort you out some mate

    Banned

    I got questioned over a £3,000 cheque to myself even though it was from my grandparents with a similar name. I then got questioned over a £3,600 withdrawl in cash.

    harlzter;6634415

    Damn thought I recognized your mug from somewhere boss.



    :-D :-D

    It depends. In your case, yes you would be questioned and if you couldn't come up with a legitimate reason, they may get authorities involved. However, if you had a higher balance to start with, they wouldn't see it as strange. It's cash, and that's always looked at carefully so my advice would be to do what others have said - spread it over a few accounts and don't pay it all in at once.

    if you open new accounts dont forget to go through Quidco :thumbsup:
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