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    Bear Hunting (Joke)

    Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska.

    The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear.

    The black bear says "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex."

    Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

    Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder.

    A huge grizzly is standing right behind him.

    The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex."

    Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range.

    There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

    2 Comments

    nice ....... he seems addicted to sex with someone (or something) he shouldnt (like gary glitter)

    nice post angel
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