Found 27th Jan 2010
Mod Edit: Continuation of a long winded thread tile is below. aScottishBloke

....just for the record I didn't write this...oh and someone has heard it before too(just looking for a sell by date so I can put it in the title)....oh hang on someone thinks it's not factually correct either. Anybody else see anything

Being British is about driving a German Car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way back grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa whilst watching an American programme on a Japanese telly and most of all being suspicious about anything foreign.
Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your door quicker than an ambulance. Only in Britian do banks leave the front doors open but chain the pens to the desks, supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back for their prescriptions whilst the healthy can get their fags from the front.
We might be British but by god we are funny.

Full of moaners on here today!!
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Might forward this to our patriotic member Boothy lol

loooool :thumbsup:

DarkKnight;7671600

Might forward this to our patriotic member Boothy lol



Him of the
Boothy
National
Party
?
;-)

Banned

Our country is definately rubbish :x

Well wrote Greg...! funny.

Original Poster

whatsThePoint;7671804

I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it … I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it years ago



I am sorry I will

a) remember to write 'i didn't write this' in the title in future

or

b) I will stop up tonight thinking of a new joke.

DLM;7671688

Our country is definately rubbish :x



exactly why im leaving as soon as i graduate

When I was in Australia I hummed the National Athem when pouring HP sauce............

whatsThePoint;7671804

I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it … I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it years ago



Indeed, years old.;-)

Original Poster

Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?

Banned

micoo;7671861

exactly why im leaving as soon as i graduate



Hey Micco you have the right idea :thumbsup:

still funny though.

greg_68;7672000

Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in … Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?



Plz don't mind the "I've heard this before" comments, I think it is a natural tendency to say that. It is a lovely joke :thumbsup:

greg_68;7672000

Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in … Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?



]Indeed there is :thumbsup:

greg_68;7671820

I am sorry I willa) remember to write 'i didn't write this' in the title … I am sorry I willa) remember to write 'i didn't write this' in the title in futureorb) I will stop up tonight thinking of a new joke.



greg_68;7672000

Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in … Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?



Thankyou ........ :lol:

Alfonse;7671912

When I was in Australia I hummed the National Athem when pouring HP … When I was in Australia I hummed the National Athem when pouring HP sauce............




HP Sauce - No longer with us, another one gone :-(

Original Poster

whatsThePoint;7672253

i was just pointing out to guru that you hadn't wrote so he was wrong to … i was just pointing out to guru that you hadn't wrote so he was wrong to credit you with it, why get sarky about it? but perhaps in the future you could put "i'm not talented at writing funny stuff so have copied this from somewhere else to amuze you all" to avoid any confusionWe would then be posting our thanks for brightening us all up on this laughter less day :thumbsup:



You are absolutely right of course....brb just off to expire every deal as the original poster didn't actually create the deal they have just copied it from somewhere.

We might be British but by god we are funny.



I seem to remember commenting many years ago on a forum when I saw this that you could be almost in any country in the world, well any major city and a lot of those comments would be true. Seems you're the one stuck in the past as times have changed and the world is a much smaller place. They don't just sit at home in Paris with onions around their neck, wearing a striped shirt and eating cheese and drinking wine, you'd be surprised how wide and varied the world is. You should get out and have a look sometime.

Oh and for your information, trading has been going on for thousands of years.

We could all fill up the pages of HUKD with old jokes, not too difficult.:)

well i havent seen it before and i thought it was funny thanks OP

scoff;7672222

HP Sauce - No longer with us, another one gone :-(



true

Original Poster

WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.

Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.

greg_68;7672362

WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I … WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.




Can you add in the title ........'No crap replies needed'

Thanks

:thumbsup:

you started it.

Made me chuckle, lol did expect some of the ridiculous replies.
And to those who say...blah blah I'm outta here as soon as poss blah blah.... yeah yeah the grass is always greener ;-)

greg_68;7672362

WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I … WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.



Do some people have nothing better to do than post ancient jokes on here?

Banned

greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?

hotukdeals.com/ite…854

can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason

the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!

Original Poster

bykergrove;7672432

greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt … greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/591595/some-people-have-some-real-depressi?p=7641854can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason



I have no problem with any of the replies in this thread, in fact i think it's hilarious. Even if I do say so myself it's the funniest thread iv'e read today.

greg_68;7672000

Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in … Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?



Ask skusey he's copyrighted anything pre 1990

dr_aj;7672443

the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the … the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!



What are you talking about?

dr_aj;7672443

the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the … the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!



Er... what?

Thanks greg_68 made me laugh :w00t: . Sad moaners move along..........................:thinking:

bykergrove;7672432

greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt … greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/591595/some-people-have-some-real-depressi?p=7641854[COLOR="Red"]can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason[/COLOR]



as a couple of the TROLLS were outed and the nanny state is protecting them :whistling: . A 'someone' who has posted here was one of them...... :whistling:

DLM;7671688

Our country is definately rubbish :x




Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling:

sancho1983;7672877

Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how … Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling::p



spend or spell

sancho1983;7672877

Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how … Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling::p




That would be similar to getting " spend " mixed up with spell?:whistling:

Banned

sancho1983;7672877

Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how … Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling::p



I blame the schools in this country

sancho1983;7672877

Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how … Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to [COLOR="Red"]spend [/COLOR]definitely :whistling:



[COLOR="red"][SIZE="7"]FAIL[/SIZE][/COLOR] :w00t:
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