Found 6th Jul 2010
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgium beer, then on way home grabbing a Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofas and watch Amercian shows on a Japanese TV and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in the UK can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance. only in the UK do banks leave both doors open and chain the pen to the counter, also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be British by heck, we are funny.

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Do you have to be british to post years old jokes as well?

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Critique by Martin

Ambulances should arrive within 8 minutes. Pizzas take a lot longer than that

pens chained to the cunter? Are you sure you're not thinking of Anne Summers?? lol

well done for mis-spelling counter. I won't quote what you did write but it's an unfortunate mistake.

4leafed

well done for mis-spelling counter. I won't quote what you did write but … well done for mis-spelling counter. I won't quote what you did write but it's an unfortunate mistake.



The OP should be able to edit that himself.

The pharmacy at my local Supermarket is at the front of the shop next to the fags/gays/cigarettes/tobacco

Mind = Blown

Jumpingphil

The OP should be able to edit that himself.



But if I mis-spell counter I'd need to report the thread to get it corrected ;-)

mdekq007

pens chained to the cunter? Are you sure you're not thinking of Anne … pens chained to the cunter? Are you sure you're not thinking of Anne Summers?? lol



you not thinking of ANN SummersX)

shedboy66

you not thinking of ANN SummersX)



the smilies don't work wither lol who designed this tosh

oooh, I can actually edit my own posts finally.

Babbabooey

oooh, I can actually edit my own posts finally.



please do share

I have a little pen icon underneath the stupid "like this comment" icon.

http://i48.tinypic.com/sqpkyp.jpg

seems you can't delete posts anymore though.

wow, new looking hukd

cheers mate
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