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    Best chat up line/s?

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    Have any of you particularly guys had any chat up lines that have worked? Not that I need any, but I always use a couple namely:

    1. What's your favourite 11 digit number sequence? (number number). I'm not joking I have gained numerous numbers using this technique.

    2. You remind me of a parking ticket as you've got fine written all over you.


    Mainly use number 1 if I'm out on the pull.

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    "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

    "get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"

    mbgringo;5294347

    "get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"



    mbgringo;5294343

    "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"



    both hilarious! lol

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    mbgringo;5294347

    "get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"



    You sicko :-D

    ClarityofMind;5294364

    both hilarious! lol



    Congrats on your 5k hun x

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    me - you wanna dance
    them - no thanks
    me - suppose a ***** out of the question then

    im special forces i can be in and out in 5 minutes

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    sassie;5294397

    me - you wanna dancethem - no thanksme - suppose a shags out of the … me - you wanna dancethem - no thanksme - suppose a shags out of the question then



    Ha ha, and I thought you were a female?

    "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

    i may not be the ebst lookign guy in the bar im the only ttalking to you tho

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    davidhurn;5294414

    Ha ha, and I thought you were a female?



    I am :w00t:

    Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?

    Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

    If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

    Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME

    If you were a bogie I would pick you first.

    You'll do!

    Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

    "Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! "

    mbgringo;5294396

    Congrats on your 5k hun x



    thanks sweetheart x

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    whoops david could you star out that word as i have done in my post, thought it would have been in the swear filter

    robinthebobin;5294428

    Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?



    :roll: :whistling:

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    Here's 20p

    What for? she says

    To ring your flatmate and tell them you won't be home tonight.

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    If you've lost your virginity....can I have the box it came in?

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    sassie;5294486

    whoops david could you star out that word as i have done in my post, … whoops david could you star out that word as i have done in my post, thought it would have been in the swear filter



    Don't worry about it!

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    slamdunkin;5294568

    Here's 20pWhat for? she saysTo ring your flatmate and tell them you won't … Here's 20pWhat for? she saysTo ring your flatmate and tell them you won't be home tonight.



    I thought it was usually 10p? Or has inflation kicked in?

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    davidhurn;5294634

    Don't worry about it!



    im not worried about it, would just prefer you to star out the word, as i thought it would be filtered when i typed it, but if you dont want to fair enough

    If I told you, "you have a great body", would you hold it against me..

    Did it hurt......when you fell from the sky?

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    sassie;5294647

    im not worried about it, would just prefer you to star out the word, as i … im not worried about it, would just prefer you to star out the word, as i thought it would be filtered when i typed it, but if you dont want to fair enough



    It actually won't let me.

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    Is that a ladder up your skirt? Or the stairway to heaven?

    mbgringo;5294347

    "get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"



    thats made me pmsl :w00t:

    rep for that

    My fave stationery item is selloptape

    .......and I wanna stick it to you good :w00t:

    It worked cos he was cute :oops:

    "If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"

    you smell nice darling.
    have you just been to the toilet??

    i love every bone in your body....
    especially mine!




    *sorry*

    JasonMason;5295102

    i love every bone in your body....especially mine!*sorry*



    lol

    you know the human body has 206 bones tonight you can have one more

    What do you mean you've got a bad heart?
    lie on your side and i'll miss it.

    Do you like chicken?
    yes
    Blow this its fowl/foul

    ukmonkey;5294785

    "If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"



    haha...chavtastic!!

    [IMG]farm1.static.flickr.com/35/…jpg?v=0[/IMG]

    How much for .......?

    or
    Do you know my girlfriend?
    How about some no strings fun then?
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