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    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as
    this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a
    felony trial. The lawyer was desperately trying to undermine the policeman's
    credibility. The following is the transcript:

    Q: 'Sergeant -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

    A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
    the offender, running several blocks away.'

    Q: 'Sergeant -- who provided this description?'

    A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

    Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
    you trust your fellow officers?'

    A: 'Yes, sir... With my life.'

    Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then Sergeant. Do you have a room
    where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

    A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

    Q: 'And do you have a locker in that room?'

    A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

    Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

    A: 'Yes sir.'

    Q: 'Now why is it, Sergeant, if you trust your fellow officers with your
    life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
    these same officers?'

    A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the county court complex, and
    sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


    The sergeant on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
    line -- he'll win.

    5 Comments

    Who hands out these awards?

    hassony;7244424

    Who hands out these awards?



    The same person who made up the story.

    Goonieman;7244439

    The same person who made up the story.



    It's made up??? I would have never thought that

    next you'll be telling me that the Richard gere story with the gerbil is also made up

    hassony;7244518

    It's made up??? I would have never thought thatnext you'll be telling me … It's made up??? I would have never thought thatnext you'll be telling me that the Richard gere story with the gerbil is also made up



    No, that's true. :w00t:

    That's what I thought

    It was in the director's cut of Pretty woman the other day
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