Best ebay ad EVER

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This ebay add made me literally P**s my self so so so funny

http://****.co.uk/130…c=1#ht_3200wt_1139

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post the item number brah, ebay links dont work on here

numptyj

post the item number brah, ebay links dont work on here




130517266255

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I bought that car, it only cost me 99p
no checking up on me. thank you very much !!!

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130517266255

Hello peeps. Last august i bought myself this mini to " play " with cus my mrs wouldn't let me have a motorbike and a twenty year old nymphomaniac [ my first choice ] was totally out of the question so much so that my mrs said if i mentioned it again she would never again threaten to leave me and she would stay forever !!! so now i keep my gob firmly shut and do exactly as she says which brings me swiftly on to the reason for sale. The wife needs, no sorry, wants, erm no i was right the first time " NEEDS " a facelift and guess who's gotta pay for it? "ME". Now i ask you how selfish can a person be ? i mean like what benefit would i get from her having a face lift other than depending on how tight they pull it she may look like she's enjoying herself during " marital duties " but then again she pulls the same face when she's straining for a pooh ! i suggested i could superglue a cork up her backside and save a lot of money but she didn't much appreciate that suggestion, and then i had a great idea, get the boobs done instead then at least i would have something to play with whilst she was sleeping and they really do need a bit of work, they hang lower than a postmans satchel!. Case in point, a while back i was watching the telly and the dog [the canine one] was asleep in front of the fire and the mrs had gone to have a bath when all of a sudden there was a loud thump and the mrs started shouting so i rushed upstairs with the dog hot on my heels and opened the bathroom door to find the mrs wetter than Bin Ladens turban with her backside firmly in the air and her head wedged down the side of the loo, one boob under her foot and the other slung round the back of her neck like some weird scarf! i didn't know what to do but the dog spied his chance and believe me he knew! i have never seen the old dog move so fast, so there is the poor mrs stuck, screaming and mounted by the heavily panting dog and i am behind him shouting "come rex come" whilst trying to pull him off her and at the same time he is clawing his hind legs at my jogging bottoms which end up round my ankles and THEN our daughter comes home from work and upon hearing all the commotion comes rushing upstairs screams and says she has never seen anything so downright disgusting and threatens to ring the RSPCA!!!!!!! "oh the poor dog" she said! yeah right, he was the only one benefitting from the whole fiasco, i ask ya eh? "the poor dog?" it's now months later and he's still got a strange grin on his face. Indirectly it's our offsprigs fault anyhow cus the mrs had lovely boobs till the kids ate them!. Anyhow it transpires the soppy mrs had trod on one of the afore mentioned mammories when she got out of the bath which caused the "incident" which in hindsight was lucky she landed as she did really cus if she had landed on another "saggy" part of her body we would have had to drag her to the top of the landing before the suction would have let go, that's another area that needs work, looks like a badly packed kebab that does!. So love please "GET THE BOOBS DONE" or at least the one you trod on. Anyhow if you can't get rid of the mental image i deeply appologise but all's well that ends well and the mrs is now fine although she is afraid to turn her back on the dog now and she swears he keeps winking at her and gesturing his head towards the bathroom when i am not home??, strange woman.

but does have some minor scabs [much like the wife] i

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Poor dog haha

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whatsThePoint

I bought that car, it only cost me 99pno checking up on me. thank you … I bought that car, it only cost me 99pno checking up on me. thank you very much !!!



Mod lock or your lying.

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He is clearly joking as car sold for £1500

Bore off

numptyj

post the item number brah, ebay links dont work on here



tinyurl does

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Edited by: "jonny619447" 19th May 2011

Hahaha Hilarious

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koalauk

Hahaha Hilarious




Aint it just

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goldmax

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my bad

LMAO

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koalauk

LMAO



im tired LOL

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lolll
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