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    BEST MAN SPEACH, HELP!!!!!

    Hey people, im the best man at a wedding in 8 weeks and obviously i need to have a speach, problem is i dont know where to start, ive know my mate for about 6 years and have a few stories but not much i can repeat in front of people, lol, just loking for some pointer as i read some of the replies to posts on here and get a chuckle so i know some of you have your wits about you and could help me out alot, by the way anything goes, i want to give my mate a right good slagging!!!

    Thanks in advance!!!

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    goonertillidie;8369876

    ]http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/



    Magic mate thanks:thumbsup:

    You got a username and pass? lol

    I went to a wedding where the best man was saying how lucky the groom was to have married such a lovely, generous and popular woman, but now she is (your mates name)'s wife could anyone having a key to her house/flat/wherever please hand it in. Then every bloke at the reception got up and dropped a key in a hat.

    I know exactly what you mean, most of the stories I could tell about friends are only hilarious to a small group of people.
    Dread the day I may get the role.

    Historically my friends have made brave attempts to include as many stories from our past as possible, but disappointingly the big laughs have always come from adapting generic online speeches.

    Amusingly my friends are really confident about writing a speech should I ever get married. Must be all the stupid things I have done :oops:

    I think I should tell my brother to start writing one of my wedding now... That should give him a few years to put something together!

    Knowing my luck, I'll have to write it for him

    This was a while ago and appropriate at the time... At my wedding, during my speech, the best man had a big phone go off... the Dom jolly one where he shouts down the phone... and he said..
    Hello !...... I'm here now........ I do mine in a bit... he's doing his now..... no its crap...
    Worked well.

    Like the key one above too.

    queenlush;8369913

    I went to a wedding where the best man was saying how lucky the groom was … I went to a wedding where the best man was saying how lucky the groom was to have married such a lovely, generous and popular woman, but now she is (your mates name)'s wife could anyone having a key to her house/flat/wherever please hand it in. Then every bloke at the reception got up and dropped a key in a hat.



    [QUOTE=jonb2412;8370033]This was a while ago and appropriate at the time... At my wedding, during my speech, the best man had a big phone go off... the Dom jolly one where he shouts down the phone... and he said..
    Hello !...... I'm here now........ I do mine in a bit... he's doing his now..... no its crap...
    Worked well.

    Excellent, liked both of these 'bestman' speeches. ;-)

    queenlush;8369913

    I went to a wedding where the best man was saying how lucky the groom was … I went to a wedding where the best man was saying how lucky the groom was to have married such a lovely, generous and popular woman, but now she is (your mates name)'s wife could anyone having a key to her house/flat/wherever please hand it in. Then every bloke at the reception got up and dropped a key in a hat.



    the wifes uncle did that gag on me and my the wife at our reception. the wife went bright red very funny :thumbsup:

    If I was to follow tradition, this is the point in my speech that I'm meant to sing the groom's praises and tell you all about his good points. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I can't sing and I won't lie

    Of course the truth is (Grooms Name) was born in (Local Hospital), in (Year) It is interesting to note that shortly after he was born, (Name of Local Hospital)
    hospital was closed for fear that an infection causing male babies to have exceptionally small genitalia was spreading.

    goonertillidie;8369876

    ]http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/



    I used that site last year for my grooms speech, well worth the tenner :thumbsup:
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