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    Best Menopause Question Ever

    Q:
    How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
    bulb?

    Woman's Answer:
    One!
    ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
    house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
    don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
    And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
    THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
    OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

    ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
    IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
    DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
    THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

    I'm sorry. What was the question?

    6 Comments

    defo!

    You don't even want to know a joke I heard on this subject...

    Most likely would get lynched.

    Original Poster

    Browni;2970620

    You don't even want to know a joke I heard on this subject...Most likely … You don't even want to know a joke I heard on this subject...Most likely would get lynched.



    go on go on go on go on:thumbsup:

    skusey;2970625

    go on go on go on go on:thumbsup:



    What's the difference between PMT and BSE?

    One attacks the cow's brain and sends it mental. The other is some kind of agricultural problem.

    Original Poster

    Browni;2970702

    What's the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow's brain and … What's the difference between PMT and BSE?One attacks the cow's brain and sends it mental. The other is some kind of agricultural problem.



    Nice knowing you:whistling::oops:

    skusey;2970753

    Nice knowing you:whistling::oops:



    That was a tame one...
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