Found 3rd Sep 2009
An Indian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
watch
several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing
it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Indian explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing
panties!''
The Indian smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things
running about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?

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Original Poster

Jumpingphil;6199861

Oh very good Skusey.You must have a new book.:thumbsup:



thank god:)

i nearly smirked/10

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black gerbil1;6199904

i nearly smirked/10



One for you:thumbsup:

skusey;6199913

One for you:thumbsup:



still wasn't that funny, well i didn't laugh (again) (no h4te).

lolz but what was relevance of him being an indian?

Original Poster

black gerbil1;6199963

still wasn't that funny, well i didn't laugh (again) (no h4te).



will peruse my book and find one for ya:thumbsup:

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magicbeans;6199978

lolz but what was relevance of him being an indian?



dunno:?

Banned

i loll'd

skusey;6199991

dunno:?



haha! thought i was missing something!!:p

you're on fire!
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