Best story I ever heard,

    Jermaine Pennant forgot he owned a porsche for 5 months, police tracked him down.

    He denied it, saying he never owned the car, despite the car number plate being personalised, spelling something along the lines of Pennant.


    easy mistake to make-Ive lost count of the number of high priced sports cars Ive mislaid-you take them to tesco,go shopping,come out and forget where you parked it. Its easier to just buy another one than search the carpark.

    Brb just picking my Ferrari up from Heathrow, can't believe it's taken this to jog my memory.

    Next time i will borrow a million pounds from him, hopefully >>..........oO

    I love Pennant, didn't his girlfriend leave him because he cared more about Call of Duty than her?
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