Beware Of The Following Viruses

Janet Jackson virus........pops up suddenly during your office break.

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.............Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Woody Allen virus...............By-passes the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Spice Girl virus.............Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

AT&T virus............Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI virus............Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus........Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Viagra virus.......Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.

Then there is the Clinton PC. It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.

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Is this the one bertrum555 ?

God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!

And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

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