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    bg1: excuse me but wtf?

    come back from a spot of shopping im walking to the car park (not a story about my 66k bmw before you think it, because I know you was). I open the door to get to the car park floor and there is a women behind me, so i wait and hold it open for her.

    She looks at me with some mad eyes and goes:
    Random gyal prob 5/10: "what ARE you doing?"
    black gerbil1: "er nothing, just holding the door open?"
    Random gyal prob 5/10: "Your such a patronizing *bleep*"
    black gerbil1:


    wtf?

    27 Comments

    In b4 pics of a toy car, and lots of unwarranted hate!

    I hope you let the door go and bang her in the face, ungrateful mare!

    she obviously knows you well

    She knew you?

    Do you often have this effect on women?


    Because that would explain a lot!

    horrible girl i think its nice when me hold the door open

    Supermod

    If she spoke to me like that I would open BOTH doors and say..."Now you can fit through..."

    Original Poster

    bitseylango;7563295

    I hope you let the door go and bang her in the face, ungrateful mare!


    i was like wtf, i didnt say nothing tho
    ChipSticks;7563297

    she obviously knows you well



    g1bbuk;7563304

    She knew you?


    i thought she could of been one of my 100s of 1 night stands but she was a 5/10 so thats out the question, nope didnt know her
    BradyBrade!;7563315

    Do you often have this effect on women?Because that would explain a lot!


    nah gyal am usually all over me.
    Tinkytayls;7563319

    horrible girl i think its nice when me hold the door open


    thanks, sicne when was holding a door for a gyal partanizing??

    You obviously didn't do this, and merely made it up.

    she must of fancied you

    That happened to me once. She gave me a nasty look, so I closed the door before she could get in. You should have seen the look on her face then

    Banned

    i always hold the door open for a woman but often wonder why

    Banned

    It was your mum

    Original Poster

    the dandy p;7563338

    You obviously didn't do this, and merely made it up.


    yeah because im the kind of person to lie
    the sedge;7563342

    she must of fancied you


    lol she prob did, I had some ed hardy gear on and some sick sun glasses on, she was prob mirin? amirite?
    Predikuesi;7563351

    That happened to me once. She gave me a nasty look, so I closed the door … That happened to me once. She gave me a nasty look, so I closed the door before she could get in. You should have seen the look on her face then


    i dont understand why she did it, how it is patronizing?

    boothy;7563389

    you should have followed her to her car and crapped on the … you should have followed her to her car and crapped on the bonnetungrateful cow


    x2

    Banned

    ed hardy? lulz

    what did she look like,perhaps she was one of the politically correct brigade,could have been a social worker or something,you know the type.....

    Original Poster

    casparwhite;7563421

    ed hardy? lulz


    lolaments.
    boothy;7563448

    what did she look like,perhaps she was one of the politically correct … what did she look like,perhaps she was one of the politically correct brigade,could have been a social worker or something,you know the type.....


    she had a skirt on a shirt, kind of fat (hence the 5/10), not visual appealing IMO.

    +R for opening the door ... ... -R for keeping it open!

    What a biatch!!! I hold a door open for whoever's behind me...girl or bloke....It's just polite! And I would expect the same to be honest, good for u :thumbsup:

    black gerbil1;7563569

    lolaments.she had a skirt on a shirt, kind of fat (hence the 5/10), not … lolaments.she had a skirt on a shirt, kind of fat (hence the 5/10), not visual appealing IMO.



    possible womens rights campaigner?

    Banned

    you didnt hold it open because she was a lady but becauese you are a gentleman. : )

    numptyj;7564246

    brah you should have laid her out on your bonnet and give her a good … brah you should have laid her out on your bonnet and give her a good showing too


    Yeah,rape. That would have showed her.:?

    must be "the lynx effect" lol

    Banned

    Strong msn!!!!

    thesaint;7563293

    In b4 pics of a toy car, and lots of unwarranted hate!



    These multi-story garages can be a real menace don't ya think?

    http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/th/theo-klein-klein-hot-wheels-multi-storey-car-park-for-48-cars.jpg

    Banned

    in after pictures of toy car:)

    Original Poster

    splatsplatsplat;7564010

    bg1 yesterdayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFO394OcX0&feature=related



    haaha sick, my bmw is worth alot more.
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