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    bg1: just filled up my car with a full tizank of pettie

    because i heard from an insider that the prices am gonna rise, money aint nowt but a peanut be but still dont like giving it away to the government, get me.

    anyway it come up to like £80~, the women goes she was watching me because she thought id do a runner, because i was wearing a baseball cap n dressed up like a thug.

    i get bere hype on road.


    but anyway fill you cars up now before the prices increase in a few days, just a warning for everyone. maybe this should go in deals?

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    yaawwwnnn

    cap on bak 2 front - thug life babeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :-D

    Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........

    The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:

    transit;8120749

    Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........The cashier … Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:



    I can't believe they won't let you have a barbecue on the forecourt....it's health and safety gone mad.

    Banned

    powerful thread brah...

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    transit;8120749

    Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........The cashier … Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:



    big fat reefa?

    http://www.nextgfx.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/spliff.gif

    oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.

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    ants97;8120889

    nice heads up, looks as if you were spot on again … nice heads up, looks as if you were spot on again bg1.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258261/5-59-gallon-Petrol-hit-record-high-days.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo


    yeah an insider told me 2days ago, i just filled up now, suggest everyone else dose the same
    ants97;8120931

    oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to … oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.


    lol this

    So, the bus stopped at the petrol station today huh.

    Rodent;8120889

    anyway it come up to like £80~, the women goes she was watching me … anyway it come up to like £80~, the women goes she was watching me because she thought id do a runner, because i was wearing a baseball cap n dressed up like a thug.



    http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/spogehead/chav.jpg

    http://www.piczogame.net/games/images/chav_car.jpg

    And you wonder why?

    inb4 Dan's Rap

    bg1
    your spelling and knowledge of grammar is terrible!

    ants97;8120931

    oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to … oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.



    lolz were had..............and they will too! :roll:

    Good advice - repped :thumbsup:

    Adam2050;8120966

    And you wonder why?



    Haha quality mate :thumbsup:

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    milly2306;8120978

    bg1your spelling and knowledge of grammar is terrible!


    just like your life I guess.













    BURNED!

    darren9030;8121000

    Good advice - repped :thumbsup:



    ty i run misk, I already got enough rep tho fam

    Banned

    Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuel
    Ended up looking like a right power tool

    “Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady
    “But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”

    “What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”
    I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skank

    But upon complaining further, the problem did persist
    Because I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t exist

    I could not believe what a massive tool I’d been
    Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen

    Banned

    DanJackson;8121065

    Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right … Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right power tool“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady “But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skankBut upon complaining further, the problem did persistBecause I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t existI could not believe what a massive tool I’d been Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen



    BG1... you are a legend, but I have to admit, dis brethen make bare poems

    DanJackson;8121065

    Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right … Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right power tool“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady “But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skankBut upon complaining further, the problem did persistBecause I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t existI could not believe what a massive tool I’d been Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen



    :p:w00t: Cracking.

    Whatever will he come with next.
    Maybe knowning petr cech?
    Oh no that's KFC
    As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.

    Congrats on pretending.
    It makes for a fantastic ending.
    We always like to play.
    But never like to stay.

    Simply you should say.
    Your full of something..
    But ain't anything B.I.G
    More like S.h.i.....

    Time for tea guys.

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    Adam2050;8121218

    Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC … Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.Congrats on pretending.It makes for a fantastic ending.We always like to play.But never like to stay.Simply you should say.Your full of something..But ain't anything B.I.GMore like S.h.i.....Time for tea guys.



    [x]cringed.

    Adam2050;8121218

    Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC … Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC As he's playing for [SIZE="4"]FLEETWOOD FC.[/SIZE]Congrats on pretending.It makes for a fantastic ending.We always like to play.But never like to stay.Simply you should say.Your full of something..But ain't anything B.I.GMore like S.h.i.....Time for tea guys.



    Cod Army !!

    black gerbil1;8121231

    [x]cringed.



    :thumbsup: Didn't dispute :whistling:

    You featuring next in Lie to me.

    Adam2050;8121218

    Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC … Whatever will he come with next.Maybe knowning petr cech?Oh no that's KFC As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.Congrats on pretending.It makes for a fantastic ending.We always like to play.But never like to stay.Simply you should say.Your full of something..But ain't anything B.I.GMore like S.h.i.....Time for tea guys.




    Think you just had your richard madeley moment. I'll let you pick which on though, getting caught shoplifting a bottle of wine or the ali g thing it's up to you but I'd leave the poems to dan jackson.:oops:

    Banned

    DanJackson;8121065

    Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right … Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuelEnded up looking like a right power tool“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady “But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skankBut upon complaining further, the problem did persistBecause I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t existI could not believe what a massive tool I’d been Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen



    Haha best one so far

    Fuel duty was always set to rise on April 1st 2010... It's a bit premature to fill up now... unless your tank is huge or you've got very good mpg! :w00t:

    Oh... and Darling will hold a budget on March 24th so he'll probably try to bribe us all to vote Labour by defering the increase. :whistling:

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    ants97;8121358

    Think you just had your richard madeley moment. I'll let you pick which … Think you just had your richard madeley moment. I'll let you pick which on though, getting caught shoplifting a bottle of wine or the ali g thing it's up to you but I'd leave the poems to dan jackson.:oops:



    Agreed:thumbsup:

    Well BG1’s made another thread
    Must be cos the Misc is looking dead

    All these threads about ‘Get fo.lk’d’
    And people calling BG1 a big f’in joke

    I’m quite sure the lad is a bit of alright
    Just not showing himself in a very good light

    How dare you question the mighty blackgerbil
    He 'runs the misc' so you better be careful

    people are writing their own little rhyme
    most, like this one, not worth a dime

    I think he’s quite cool so I’ll start defending the guy
    Just read that last line…sorry, must of had poo in my eye!

    arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.

    greyparrot;8121445

    arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car … arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.



    You mean your double decker bus?:?

    Banned

    greyparrot;8121445

    arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car … arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.



    Big car GP.

    My fella will only use shell.

    transit;8121454

    You mean your double decker bus?:?



    lol its a range rover vogue i remember filling it when we was off camping and it was a quarter full and it cost me just over £150 extra.

    DLM;8121459

    Big car GP.My fella will only use shell.



    yep and believe it or not i cant even drive its just my partner that drives lol although i must admit if i could drive i wouldnt drive it i would be too scared of smashing it up.

    Banned

    greyparrot;8121495

    yep and believe it or not i cant even drive its just my partner that … yep and believe it or not i cant even drive its just my partner that drives lol although i must admit if i could drive i wouldnt drive it i would be too scared of smashing it up.



    My fella used to have a land rover.

    I liked being high up and I used to drive vans at work x x

    DLM;8121529

    My fella used to have a land rover.I liked being high up and I used to … My fella used to have a land rover.I liked being high up and I used to drive vans at work x x



    yeah i must admit i like the way you can see over all the other cars.:thumbsup:

    Banned

    greyparrot;8121554

    yeah i must admit i like the way you can see over all the other … yeah i must admit i like the way you can see over all the other cars.:thumbsup:



    I miss the land rover but don't miss the cost :giggle:

    DLM;8121610

    I miss the land rover but don't miss the cost :giggle:



    i liked our last car which was a audi a4 but my fella wanted the one we have now plus we have a caravan so we needed a bigger car to tow that.

    Banned

    greyparrot;8121654

    i liked our last car which was a audi a4 but my fella wanted the one we … i liked our last car which was a audi a4 but my fella wanted the one we have now plus we have a caravan so we needed a bigger car to tow that.



    My fella wants another land rover.

    We have an MG at the moment x x

    DLM;8121459

    Big car GP.My fella will only wear shell.suits



    I remember you saying he was a liverpool supporter
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