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    bg1: need help with poem to my Girlfriend

    my GF suggested that I write her a poem for her birthday about her. I agreed like a moron and now im stuck. I got 5days so far i got:

    You are my fire
    The one desire
    Believe when I say
    I want it that way

    I know your email has an underscore
    but that makes me love you even more
    I always listen to everything you have to say
    I would love to make you something out of clay

    You sometimes bring a smile on my face
    like ive just been taken to my sepical place.
    I love you this much
    I would never want to push you away like a car cluth

    any tips please? I suck at English lit

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    Banned

    Is this for "Cheral Cole"?

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    fancy a spacedock
    i've frozen a poo.

    Beautiful

    oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.

    You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.
    Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.

    that made me laugh - is that the effect you are hoping it has on her? if so you are doing fine on your own

    Banned

    greg_68;7956730

    oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread … oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.



    Easily going to hit a hundred posts!!

    Who will be the first to do a poem from BG1 to JFK?

    In b4 100 posts

    Original Poster

    master_chief;7956717

    Is this for "Cheral Cole"?


    nah my current GF is local, shes 7/10 easy, but she dun no about me trying to hook up with cole
    Babbabooey;7956738

    You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.Your … You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.


    lol is it that obvious? I was listening to them and n N Sync trying to get some ideas.

    added another 2 lines to poem

    black gerbil1;7956780

    nah my current GF is local, shes 7/10 easy, but she dun no about me … nah my current GF is local, shes 7/10 easy, but she dun no about me trying to hook up with cole



    Shes 70% women you sure on that?

    Banned

    If you were to be honest in the poem yours would go something like this:

    You are fat and live alone with your cat,
    While I am broke and my life's a joke,
    I'm a ginger and your a minger,
    I have a small knob and ain't got a job
    but you and me are meant to be!!

    Babbabooey;7956738

    You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.Your … You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.



    the fact you know that they are backstreet boys lyrics is more worrying ....... ;-)

    Banned

    I love you but I love myself more.

    I need to go out but you have locked the door.

    smithyp1;7956804

    the fact you know that they are backstreet boys lyrics is more worrying … the fact you know that they are backstreet boys lyrics is more worrying ....... ;-)



    Unfortunately they do have some catchy stuff :-D

    a poem...wow ur gf is making ur life easy, id ask for loadsa stuff if my bloke was as amazingly rich as ur goodself!

    Original Poster

    Adam2050;7956726

    Beautiful


    do you think its good? I think its missing something, dont know what though.
    greg_68;7956730

    oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread … oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.


    they always am fam
    libEL;7956741

    that made me laugh - is that the effect you are hoping it has on her? if … that made me laugh - is that the effect you are hoping it has on her? if so you are doing fine on your own


    I dont know, are you laughing like aww he knows her well so sweet, or wtf thats stupid :?
    Adam2050;7956801

    Shes 70% women you sure on that?


    shes 100% women, ive been inside:)
    magicbeans;7956830

    a poem...wow ur gf is making ur life easy, id ask for loadsa stuff if my … a poem...wow ur gf is making ur life easy, id ask for loadsa stuff if my bloke was as amazingly rich as ur goodself!


    im also getting her a gift, nothing to expensive, only spending like £400~

    I know you aren't real, but that doesn't matter
    Lying has never stopped me before, no need to start now

    Everyone on this site thinks I am a prat,
    But worse than that I am actually a

    OK here goes brah.

    To my wonderful girlfriend,
    with this poem I doth do love send,
    for you to leave me would leave my heart broken,
    a broken heart to only which you could tend.

    Dis watcha mean brah or too strong?

    Banned

    black gerbil1;7956837

    shes 100% women, ive been inside:)



    You couldn't find your way inside even if she gave you a Tom Tom and a compass

    Banned

    Its Friday ....

    Fish day

    Weekend starts here

    and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit

    black gerbil1;7956837

    shes 100% women, ive been inside:)



    Oh dear.

    dog_cop;7956868

    Its Friday ....Fish day Weekend starts here and another classic hamster … Its Friday ....Fish day Weekend starts here and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit



    I prefer loose women, at least there less full of it.

    Banned

    Adam2050;7956877

    Oh dear.



    I feel ill

    Dam, I was just about to go and do some housework!!

    My contribution

    You got a bra
    I got a brah
    Ha Ha
    we da same fam
    dem gyal dem gyal

    Original Poster

    Babbabooey;7956852

    I know you aren't real, but that doesn't matterLying has never stopped me … I know you aren't real, but that doesn't matterLying has never stopped me before, no need to start nowEveryone on this site thinks I am a prat,But worse than that I am actually a tw*t.


    no need for that, harsh.
    nickw90;7956863

    OK here goes brah. To my wonderful girlfriend, with this poem I doth do … OK here goes brah. To my wonderful girlfriend, with this poem I doth do love send, for you to leave me would leave my heart broken,a broken heart to only which you could tend.Dis watcha mean brah or too strong?


    wow deep, why cant more people post stuff like this.

    rodent;7956837

    moron



    Only truth in OP.

    that is the worst poem i have ever heard in my life how old are you 12?

    Banned

    Adam2050;7956885

    I prefer loose women, at least there less full of it.



    true ...

    I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger

    You are my fire
    The one desire
    Believe when I say
    I want it that way


    backstreet boy song ....................

    Take a look at my girlfriend
    she's the only one I got
    not much of a girlfriend
    coz I made her up on the spot

    that's just to get you started. Hit me up if you need more barz

    dog_cop;7956920

    true ... I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories … true ... I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger



    which I'm sure is in indirect proprtion to the size of ..... ;-);-)

    Original Poster

    mostwanteddirect;7956916

    that is the worst poem i have ever heard in my life how old are you 12?


    what don't you like, how can i improve it, i only got 5days!

    If you wanted to REALLY impress her, learn this rap from Do You Remember:

    Yo ay girl yo bring it back to the time when you and me had just begun
    When I was still your number one
    Well it might seem far-fetched baby girl but it can be done
    I've got this feeling fire blazing and it's hot just like the sun
    Know you feel it too my girl just freeze up may the good vibes run...
    Girl take a sip of the champange take a lil trip down my lane my girl
    While you noe every night you'll feel alright look I tell you dis girl atta My world
    Don't change imma na Rearange Ay girl imma tell you straight dis atta my world
    How many years do you want come kiss dis I know you miss this
    That's what I heard that's what I heard that's what I heard word girl

    Works for me all the time.

    If you're feeling EXTREMELY confident, go with the whole of N Dubz - I Need You. Chicks love this crap.

    Banned

    Knew I had to bite you baby when I first laid eyes on you,
    That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true,
    And I like to watch your body sway,
    I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail,
    Love Me Like A Reptile,

    catchy or what

    oh and even a vid for you ... you can thank me later

    youtube.com/wat…ted

    They have a book on Amazon for this exact problem...
    amazon.com/ima…8-1

    dog_cop;7956920

    true ... I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories … true ... I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger



    Believe its the brain from pinky and the brain.

    Banned

    If my fella wrote me a poem.

    I would think he had been hanging out too much with our gay friends.

    Original Poster

    dog_cop;7956868

    Its Friday ....Fish day Weekend starts here and another classic hamster … Its Friday ....Fish day Weekend starts here and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit


    why do you h4te me dog?
    DLM;7956977

    If my fella wrote me a poem.I would think he had been hanging out too … If my fella wrote me a poem.I would think he had been hanging out too much with our gay friends.


    i pitty your relationship if that's the case.

    Banned

    black gerbil1;7957038

    i pitty your relationship if that's the case.



    My man is a man not a fairy

    DLM;7957046

    My man is a man not a fairy



    Neithers BG1 he's a rodent.
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