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    bg1: Need to invest 2k into somthing

    ISA?

    something safe, ideas?

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    Premium bonds

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    halifax web saver, but depends if you pay tax

    I put it in the wifes name who is a non taxpayer

    If you have an offset mortgage account that is the highest interest you will get, but it pays the interest into your mortgage.

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    Really?

    Banned

    buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

    only 2k? invest? u make 300k a year

    adambaz

    Prompter @ 13/2 | 3.40 @ Ascot



    Erm...Sorry if you bobbed £2k on that.

    Came about 5th.

    Banned

    I´ll give ya 12%

    Send me a cheque cocker.

    gamble on chelsea

    Buy a palette of Matalan Hawaii shirts in case they change the design?

    funny you ask.......

    got a fantastic business proposition ryou will not refuse


    bank transme your the £2k and within 14 working days i will write you a cheque for £5k

    get back urgently as have a lot of interested parties

    desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58
    If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 months
    If they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.
    Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.

    hooray henry

    desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the … desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 monthsIf they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.




    loooooooooool

    pmsl


    des............. full of hot money

    it hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....

    now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the result

    current sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"

    des a screaming short

    sedd33

    looooooooooolpmsldes............. full of hot moneyit hit a duster sp … looooooooooolpmsldes............. full of hot moneyit hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the resultcurrent sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"des a screaming short




    Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a new North Sea type exploration boom.
    And as i said if its a dry well it will fall to 40-50 ish.
    By the way it never crashed to 20p last time did it, 40p maybe

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    Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, according to you and your stupid mate it can't lose - so why are you even asking?

    Because this guy is a retard who lives his life online in the hope that at least here he can make himself look like the big man when in a likelihood the guy still hasn't moved out of his bedroom at his parents house nor grown his first pube yet.

    I for one feel a little sorry for him

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    dcx_badass

    Might as well burn it, that's loose change.


    was my first thought
    DaveLister2 people like this

    buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money


    lol internet tough guy
    colinsunderland

    Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, … Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, according to you and your stupid mate it can't lose - so why are you even asking?


    im banned from my local bookies for fighting
    autolesbona

    Because this guy is a retard who lives his life online in the hope that … Because this guy is a retard who lives his life online in the hope that at least here he can make himself look like the big man when in a likelihood the guy still hasn't moved out of his bedroom at his parents house nor grown his first pube yet.still live with your parents


    so im guessing ISA is the way to go?
    I for one feel a little sorry for him[

    I thought you were a stockbroker?

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    black gerbil1

    im banned from my local bookies for fightingso im guessing ISA is the way … im banned from my local bookies for fightingso im guessing ISA is the way to go?I for one feel a little sorry for him[



    yeah you could never do that bet in a bookies, as you should well know as according to you you did it plenty. Pop on betfair this afternoon, 10% profit after 90 mins is better than you will get investing.

    I'm sure in one of your other fantasy's bragged about being a stockbroker.

    You could spend it on a holiday to spain, I'm sure you know why.

    Banned

    dcx_badass

    Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

    DaveLister2 people like this

    buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money


    lol internet rich kid

    Original Poster

    shibi din

    I thought you were a stockbroker?


    yeah i am

    Original Poster

    DaveLister

    lol internet rich kid



    my turnover this working year is 1.2million

    http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Funny/funny_chat_rooms.jpg

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    black gerbil1

    my turnover this working year is 1.2million



    Cool story bro.

    Banned

    black gerbil1

    my turnover this working year is 1.2million


    mine is 7.5 million so far, i win

    Banned

    DAMNOME1 person likes this



    spot on, you must know him well.

    black gerbil1

    my turnover this working year is 1.2million



    Any idiot can turnover millions, it is profit that counts

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    jayjayuk1234

    Any idiot can turnover millions, it is profit that counts


    profit 700k, you mad now?


    I think i might not even bother, and just leave the bills in the bank?

    hooray henry

    Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a … Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a new North Sea type exploration boom.And as i said if its a dry well it will fall to 40-50 ish. By the way it never crashed to 20p last time did it, 40p maybe





    bud have you seen des's sp lately?

    85p- nearly 50% down since you told the op to put his hard earned dough into it.

    i got this spot on- minting it with my chunky short
    you impressed?


    hope you didnt lose your shirt!

    pmsl

    loooooooooool


    Edited by: "sedd33" 15th Oct 2010

    sedd33

    bud have you seen des's sp lately?85p- nearly 50% down since you told the … bud have you seen des's sp lately?85p- nearly 50% down since you told the op to put his hard earned dough into it.i got this spot on- minting it with my chunky short ;)you impressed?hope you didnt lose your shirt!pmslloooooooooool



    I think you will find Henry was also correct, that if it was a duster it would drop to circa 50p. Did you actually log on to a shopping forum, look for a post from a week ago just so you could say I was right?

    I presume nobody listens to you on iii and LSE, so you have to come here and act like a 5 year old

    black gerbil1

    my turnover this working year is 1.2million



    £1.2m and your asking about an investment of £2k?

    You're an idiot living a fantasy life.

    The £2k is either the last 6 months of you're McDonalds hours, or you've just got access to your bank account which your parents possibly opened when you were born.
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