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bg1: Went wildcard and failed, so bad.

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Found 12th Jan 2010
From time to time when im out with my boys(friends), when i drink I sometimes activate the WILDCARD, which basically means I do something which would have the characteristics something a WILDCARD would do.

So I've drank a few beers, and there was this hot gyal with 2 of her mates, she was a 8.25/10, knees were a bit pointy but I've had a few and i wasn't complaining. I wasn't in the mood to court her so as any good wild card does i just go up to her and say "You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".

She looked at me like i was some big creep loser, told me were to go (shouted) then thew her drink on me. (shirt in next pic).


cliffs

-went bar
-activated wildcard
-failed badly
-friends all laughed at me
-gone home to change
-??????
- negative profit of wet shirt

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Original Poster

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/blackgerbil1/12012010.jpg

Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!

Y Fronts?
Nice wallpaper, welcome to 1970.

Thanks for that becuase we all wanted to hear you intresting story

So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?

Lulu'sMammy;7520105

Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!


He has no choice in his cribs decor, mummy gerbil/harvies mum sees to that

Original Poster

Lulu'sMammy;7520105

Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!


whats wrong with it?
skusey;7520116

Y Fronts?Nice wallpaper, welcome to 1970.


£300 shirt.

Whats wrong with the wallpaper?


Goonieman;7520143

So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?


was i meant to stay out when im soaked?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/customavatars/avatar87606_108.gif

what is your avvy, made my eyes water looking at it

Did you ever change your name to hunter??

wallpaper = fail

sorry brah but do you live with your nan or summit???

black gerbil1;7520148

whats wrong with it?£300 shirt.Whats wrong with the wallpaper?was i meant … whats wrong with it?£300 shirt.Whats wrong with the wallpaper?was i meant to stay out when im soaked?



you mean it should of been £300 but you bought it on a car boot for a quid !!

Banned

Goonieman;7520143

So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?



Yes. Then he ran outside and took a photo of a car. Oh wait!!!!

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/a1.jpg

It's minging brah...i thought you had taste !

skusey;7520211



ewwwwwww :roll:

http://i49.tinypic.com/15d5jpy.png

Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.

Original Poster

Lulu'sMammy;7520216

It's minging brah...i thought you had taste !


skeen.
Goonieman;7520220

Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice … Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.



i have a life unlike some.

skusey;7520211



:? lovely :-D

Goonieman;7520220

Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice … Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.



classic.

black gerbil1;7520242

i have a life unlike some.



Yeah, it seems to consist of posting pictures of your wet shirt on the internet. WOW.

Banned

Just about to post my wet armani socks from my trip to Lidl :whistling:

No mention of your 66k (RRP) Beemer in this thread, you ok?

black gerbil1;7520097



That looks like a bad body odour stain. Was this chick-with-a-**** chasing you at the time by any chance?

:?

DLM;7520287

Just about to post my wet armani socks from my trip to Lidl :whistling:



primani you mean

Banned

transit;7520322

primani you mean



Shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone :oops:

Original Poster

Goonieman;7520278

Yeah, it seems to consist of posting pictures of your wet shirt on the … Yeah, it seems to consist of posting pictures of your wet shirt on the internet. WOW.


and yours consist of commenting on them.

oh snap

Paddy_o_furniture;7520289

No mention of your 66k (RRP) Beemer in this thread, you ok?


i dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.

black gerbil1;7520378

and yours consist of commenting on them.oh snapi dont drink and drive … and yours consist of commenting on them.oh snapi dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.



Thats good

black gerbil1;7520148

£300 shirt.



Think you missed out the decimal point more like £3.00 from George

black gerbil1;7520378

and yours consist of commenting on them.oh snap



At least i'll admit i'm a sad git. :thumbsup:

Banned

black gerbil1;7520378

i dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.



You're a massive idiot.

DanJackson;7520454

You're a massive idiot.


Was she any good?

I'm sure I seen that shirt in Adams!

cant believe u told that story on the internet, make a blog man, or twitter, theyd be interesting reads man, but seriously, money cant buy you everything, like a life

More drivel from the rodent

J.Dance;7520656

More drivel from the rodent



Surely he'll get fed up of HUKD one day and just disappear into the sunset.............

Gyal?

is that a guy or girl or both/ladyboy? Whatever, they must have known you.

"You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".

You wanted to go for a number 2? No wonder she threw her drink on you... Could you not just use the pub loo?

DragonChris;7520837

"You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".You wanted to go … "You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".You wanted to go for a number 2? No wonder she threw her drink on you... Could you not just use the pub loo?



He tried that...and look what happened!!! LOL

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Oh dear look who cant handle his alcopops!







Have you got a WKD side?
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