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    bg1: what type of jobs impress women

    when you meet gyal at bars n club they ask what you do, Gerbil always lie n say hes either;

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    what type of jobs impress women

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    Lifeguard

    hhahahah pilot blud try pass urself off as a pilot

    mine usually does... see avatar

    Wheelchair upholsterer or prosthetic limp sculptor.

    I always tell them I film on the set of Lost. It's guaranteed to get the gyals swarming.

    [COLOR="Red"]Gally normally get impressed when I tell them I'm a pro football (yeah, as if they didn't already know). I have a long term GF though so I don't really need to impress women, although I still manage to without trying.[/COLOR]

    Carpet Eater.

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    darren9030;8412499

    Lifeguard


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    The JFK;8412525

    [COLOR="Red"]Gally normally get impressed when I tell them I'm a pro … [COLOR="Red"]Gally normally get impressed when I tell them I'm a pro football (yeah, as if they didn't already know). I have a long term GF though so I don't really need to impress women, although I still manage to without trying.[/COLOR]


    trust me fam

    Sheep87;8412505

    mine usually does... see avatar


    ambo driver, or you a dr as well fam?

    im thinking Chef

    Banned

    Criminal mastermind

    doctor would work for me at least he will know where everything is;-) hopefully anyway:thumbsup:

    professional gambler

    personal trainer :thumbsup: mmmmm muscles!

    Banned

    jfk, what footballer are you ?

    http://www.ihatesomuch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/b0009x76za01lzzzzzzz.jpg

    This guys gets loads of women, according to the link he's a prentender.

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    Wigwam bredda

    Try some of dese:

    1. A tree surgeon - You know how to handle bush.
    2. A glynoecologist - It's a type of dr that looks up wimmins muffs. they love it
    3. Scientist - You can tell them you invented DNA or let them see your test tube
    4. Man prostitute - Tell them you normally charge £500 notes for a hour but you'll let this gyal have a go for free

    how can you impress girls when your not old enough to get into a bar....

    so bg1 finally admits to lying to impress people :thumbsup:

    Why dont you tell them the "truth" bg1, that you are a model/stockbroker/ceo/actor etc

    bartender?

    safx41;8412585

    jfk, what footballer are you ?



    A professional one.

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    mr.potato_head;8412667

    bartender?



    A thief.

    Lothario

    or

    Leader of BNP

    Original Poster

    mr.potato_head;8412667

    bartender?


    rofl, fail

    Dolphin trainer. It works.

    black gerbil1;8412727

    rofl



    I'm glad my humour didn't fall on deaf ears

    Dustbin man.

    Banned

    Legend

    animal tester.

    Banned

    just dont say wifebeater

    plus its not a real job just a pasttime

    http://cootelibeau.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/clown.jpg

    Banned

    School Boy?

    depends how ugleh u are

    toshapetriji;8412905

    School Boy?



    pm the jfk

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    Eez1;8412974

    depends how ugleh u are



    10/10 no estats

    Banned

    Hunter Smith.

    safx41;8412585

    jfk, what footballer are you ?



    mr.potato_head;8412672

    A professional one.



    [COLOR="Red"]^^This^^[/COLOR]

    actor on lost

    DAMNOME;8414843

    actor on lost



    [ ] very original

    [X] creep

    Any job with a hot uniform.

    Back in aus I used to play reserve grade for wests that usaly Did the trick
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