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    bg1: why does everyone try to befriend you in the toilet on a knight out?

    they all come and talk to you like there you're best mate.

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    It's probably because it's odd to see someone in a toilet with a Knight.

    Do you take him out in a full set of armour?

    Does he have his horse with him?

    Because you have no control over your dreams.

    You know you are going to get abuse about knight/night and being propositioned by other gents so id just give up already!

    Holes cut in the **** cheeks of your trousers usually has that effect, so i've heard :lol:

    BabySmurfette;7516852

    You know you are going to get abuse about knight/night and being … You know you are going to get abuse about knight/night and being propositioned by other gents so id just give up already!



    That's the whole idea ...... :roll:

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    awe balck gebril 1....are the guys hitting on you again?

    :-(

    BG1, even you are underestimating your own greatness now, modesty don't you just love it.

    It's probably the only chance they get of being next to the great one, as you are probaly surrounded by hangers on once outside.

    lol at the replies,
    bg1 - you spelling bee you!!!

    Banned

    back in the day some people would spend the whole night in the toilet......boys and girls

    then the birth of the unisex toilet was born!

    whats ur name, where u from, what u on?

    Original Poster

    Shengis;7516870

    Holes cut in the **** cheeks of your trousers usually has that effect, so … Holes cut in the **** cheeks of your trousers usually has that effect, so i've heard :lol:


    nope i didn't go down your local:-D. :lol:
    StevenA2000_uk;7516934

    awe balck gebril 1....are the guys hitting on you again? :-(


    I dont know if they were drink or what, they just started talking to me for no reason, the weird thing was I still taking a leak and he came up behind me and started talking and gave me a complement about my shirt, which was a nice shirt if i may add. But this happens ofen people just come up and talk about nothing to you, weird must be the booze?
    greg_68;7516939

    BG1, even you are underestimating your own greatness now, modesty don't … BG1, even you are underestimating your own greatness now, modesty don't you just love it.


    i am the biggest entity on this site

    black gerbil1;7516975

    nope i didn't go down your local:-D. :lol: [/B]



    I no longer live in Chatham Plenty of places like that down there (well Rochester anyway....) :lol:

    Cottaging eh? what do you expect.

    I imagine you take a Harvey nic's bag to stand in rather than an Asda carrier tho?

    Original Poster

    DJNG22;7517105

    Cottaging eh? what do you expect.I imagine you take a Harvey nic's bag to … Cottaging eh? what do you expect.I imagine you take a Harvey nic's bag to stand in rather than an Asda carrier tho?


    no mate its not one of them places were you go with the missues, its a VIP only, i guess i must be the richest dude in there or something because i was getting all the attention

    black gerbil1;7517213

    no mate its not one of them places were you go with the missues, its a … no mate its not one of them places were you go with the missues, its a VIP only, i guess i must be the richest dude in there or something because i was getting all the attention



    respect then, what shirt was it that was getting all the attention?

    Original Poster

    DJNG22;7517230

    respect then, what shirt was it that was getting all the attention?



    http://www.nuzilund.co.nz/img/products/small/sku03flower.jpg

    not this one, but similar.

    casparwhite;7516956

    back in the day some people would spend the whole night in the … back in the day some people would spend the whole night in the toilet......boys and girlsthen the birth of the unisex toilet was born!whats ur name, where u from, what u on?


    Me and my hubby got chucked out of the toilets!! Its was a unisex one, albeit disabled but still, i WAS just having a wee!

    black gerbil1;7517244

    not this one, but similar.


    OH effing hell!! :whistling:

    Lulu'sMammy;7517266

    OH effing hell!! :whistling:



    :lol:

    Miameeeeeee.

    Banned

    cutting a hole in the cubical and sat there in your little sailor boy outfit waiting for something to get pushed through is always going to get you attention and they probably know your good at it as thats how you paid for your imaginary car. VIP you are a funny little but annoying but you make me laugh

    and no i dont go to places like that before you wanna get a piece

    daz1981;7517277

    cutting a hole in the cubical and sat there in your little sailor boy … cutting a hole in the cubical and sat there in your little sailor boy outfit waiting for something to get pushed through is always going to get you attention and they probably know your good at it as thats how you paid for your imaginary car. VIP you are a funny little but annoying but you make me laughand no i dont go to places like that before you wanna get a piece


    Wish i met a fella in a sailor outfit, in the bogs.....i needs to get meself in these VIP'S!!

    Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;7517257

    Me and my hubby got chucked out of the toilets!! Its was a unisex one, … Me and my hubby got chucked out of the toilets!! Its was a unisex one, albeit disabled but still, i WAS just having a wee!



    me and my missus went to the toilet together it wasnt a disabled one but thats where she had to go after:-D

    they probably admirin' your balls and member

    as well as your shirt

    daz1981;7517296

    me and my missus went to the toilet together it wasnt a disabled one but … me and my missus went to the toilet together it wasnt a disabled one but thats where she had to go after:-D


    You disabled her? You olde romantic you! Did she have a nice watch or summit that you wanted, a good olde knee capping...!!

    Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;7517294

    Wish i met a fella in a sailor outfit, in the bogs.....i needs to get … Wish i met a fella in a sailor outfit, in the bogs.....i needs to get meself in these VIP'S!!



    woman arnt allowed in the clubs bg1 goes to

    Banned

    Lulu'sMammy;7517310

    You disabled her? You olde romantic you! Did she have a nice watch or … You disabled her? You olde romantic you! Did she have a nice watch or summit that you wanted, a good olde knee capping...!!



    listen when you go into a toilet with a girl you expect something to happen not just her sat there and have a little chat. shes lucky she can still make it to the disabled toilets

    Babbabooey;7516835

    Because you have no control over your dreams.



    lol, thats funny :w00t:

    Original Poster

    daz1981;7517277

    cutting a hole in the cubical and sat there in your little sailor boy … cutting a hole in the cubical and sat there in your little sailor boy outfit waiting for something to get pushed through is always going to get you attention and they probably know your good at it as thats how you paid for your imaginary car. VIP you are a funny little but annoying but you make me laughand no i dont go to places like that before you wanna get a piece


    i just had that shirt on and some jeans with sandals, I wasent in a cubical i was taking a leak in a uraninal, then the dude just comes up from behind obviously drunk having a convo with me.
    numptyj;7517304

    they probably admirin' your balls and memberas well as your shirt


    lol my sesnes were all over the place that night, i dont know.

    black gerbil1;7517350

    i just had that shirt on and some jeans with sandals, I wasent in a … i just had that shirt on and some jeans with sandals, I wasent in a cubical i was taking a leak in a uraninal, then the dude just comes up from behind obviously drunk having a convo with me. lol my sesnes were all over the place that night, i dont know.


    Were you weaing socks with the sandals by any chance?

    Was it this shirt you were wearing B1G? :?

    http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834515db069e201156f820de1970c-800wi

    Jesus sandals and white socks?

    Banned

    black gerbil1;7517350

    i just had that shirt on and some jeans with sandals, I wasent in a … i just had that shirt on and some jeans with sandals, I wasent in a cubical i was taking a leak in a uraninal, then the dude just comes up from behind obviously drunk having a convo with me. lol my sesnes were all over the place that night, i dont know.



    very VIP place letting people in with sandals, no guy has ever came up behind me in the toilet for a chat but then i probably dont have your come to bed eyes. and really wearing that shirt and wearing sandals your really just going into the bogs to tease men in there arnt ya:thumbsup:

    Banned

    StevenA2000_uk;7517398

    Was it this shirt you were wearing B1G? :?



    lol:thumbsup:

    His Gaydar was probably going crazy.

    [CENTER]http://images.clipartof.com/small/17743-Cool-Brown-Hippie-Dog-In-A-Tye-Die-Shirt-And-Sandals-And-Flashing-The-Peace-Sign-Gesture-Clipart-Illustration.jpg




    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFnVpVWNEZXp1M1JHdl9nYTVQSHB6OUEAAAACaWQKAWUAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg[/CENTER]

    Original Poster

    snowtiger;7517378

    Were you weaing socks with the sandals by any chance?


    yes why?
    StevenA2000_uk;7517398

    Was it this shirt you were wearing B1G? :?


    i actually think that is a cool shirt.
    daz1981;7517419

    very VIP place letting people in with sandals, no guy has ever came up … very VIP place letting people in with sandals, no guy has ever came up behind me in the toilet for a chat but then i probably dont have your come to bed eyes. and really wearing that shirt and wearing sandals your really just going into the bogs to tease men in there arnt ya:thumbsup:


    it was a monday so the dress code is more relaxed, dont you lot every have people randomly talk to you in the bogger? or it just me?

    black gerbil1;7517244

    not this one, but similar.



    Think my Grandma has a set of curtains similar to that! :thinking:

    Original Poster

    livingthelife07;7517524

    Think my Grandma has a set of curtains similar to that! :thinking:


    I dont know what is suppose to mean.

    black gerbil1;7517657

    I dont know what is suppose to mean.



    generally means ugly, dated, old fashioned.
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