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    Bigger boneless chicken breasts

    The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts. I intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointedto find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.

    "Don't worry," he said, "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

    Several aisles later, I heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the checkout"

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    Aaarrgghhh..... Please Make It Stop!!!

    Original Poster

    Who edited my Title and why?:?

    Mike you are a genius:thumbsup:

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    mikebike;6460833

    Mike you are a genius:thumbsup:


    Sir, you have great perspicacity .... must be co you is a Mike:w00t:

    did you get charged extra?

    MikeL;6460875

    Sir, you have great perspicacity .... must be co you is a Mike:w00t:



    Oh yes -Michael means He who is like God .........need I say more

    mikebike;6460833

    Mike you are a genius:thumbsup:



    MikeL;6460875

    Sir, you have great perspicacity .... must be co you is a Mike:w00t:



    mikebike;6460904

    Oh yes -Michael means He who is like God .........need I say more



    I'm changing my name to Mike :w00t:

    ClarityofMind;6461065

    I'm changing my name to Mike :w00t:



    I bestow upon you the title [COLOR="Red"]Mike[/COLOR] please use it wisely and remember with great power comes great responsibility

    mikebike;6461120

    I bestow upon you the title [COLOR=Red]Mike[/COLOR] please use it wisely … I bestow upon you the title [COLOR=Red]Mike[/COLOR] please use it wisely and remember with great power comes great responsibility and an endless list of awful jokes

    The above I admit that did make me laugh.

    Darn sake now all the quotes on this thread are mucked up lol

    LOL this made me laugh, rep for that! lol
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