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    Bitter disgust

    just watched max payne the film. i cant believe someone wrote that script and got it made. was dire.

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    cant believe you actually watched it

    Original Poster

    nor can i. kept waiting for "the good bit" never happened

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    lol think ill stick with party girls on freeview

    Ace Hayward;3492862

    nor can i. kept waiting for "the good bit" never happened


    It's a terrible film, glad I didn't have to pay, got swizzed with the popcorn though :x.

    Original Poster

    am glad i didnt pay either. ah well.

    casparwhite;3492865

    lol think ill stick with party girls on freeview



    Did you search for Kleenex deals?

    Oh im sorry. I guess you havent heard that all game to movie adaptations suck. With the one or two exceptions of course.

    you havent watched quarentine yet then PREPARE FOR DISSAPOINTMENT

    this film is worse than cloverfiend and that was ****

    Heard some pretty awful things.

    Couldn't pay me to download 95% of the tripe Hollywood churns out year after year.

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    tsar_nate;3492985

    you havent watched quarentine yet then PREPARE FOR DISSAPOINTMENT this … you havent watched quarentine yet then PREPARE FOR DISSAPOINTMENT this film is worse than cloverfiend and that was ****




    News of the World gave it 4 out of 5....



    They gave Spiderman 3, 5 out of 5 and that was ****


    Ace u obvo missed my thread...I thought it was **** too....

    cheers m8 thanx for the up ill not bother wasting my bandwidth

    hmm, I'd been looking forwards to this too... saying that Mark Walberg was utterly s*** in 'the happening' so I perhaps shouldn't have expected good reviews. Shame, Max Payne was an awesome game

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    It had Mark Wahlberg as lead actor in it.

    That's a sign of crappiness right there.

    Also, another sign of crappiness is when adverts for the film rely on reviews from "newspapers" like NOTW and The Sun

    "BEST Film of the year!!!111!" Said Bob Feltch of the Sun

    "So good I coughed up my spine" said Ian Urology of the News Of The World.

    Errr yeah, a film based on a computer game pmsl

    Streetfighter was ace..........

    i pwnd u on gow.

    Alfonse;3493293

    Errr yeah, a film based on a computer game pmsl



    One director/producer springs to mind, petitiononline.com/RRH…tml

    Alfonse;3493293

    Errr yeah, a film based on a computer game pmslStreetfighter was … Errr yeah, a film based on a computer game pmslStreetfighter was ace..........



    The Anime version was :thumbsup: I also quite liked the Resident Evil film, that wasn't too bad as far as film/game crossovers go.

    Original Poster

    black gerbil1;3493298

    i pwnd u on gow.



    haha, you killed me once when i got cocky and ran in melee'ing you with a boomshot =P

    tsar_nate;3492985

    you havent watched quarentine yet then PREPARE FOR DISSAPOINTMENT this … you havent watched quarentine yet then PREPARE FOR DISSAPOINTMENT this film is worse than cloverfiend and that was ****



    Its actually *another* remake. The original is a recent spanish film called [REC] which is one of the scariest films I've seen. I didn't expect Quarentine to be any good.

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    Jonster;3493872

    Its actually *another* remake. The original is a recent spanish film … Its actually *another* remake. The original is a recent spanish film called [REC] which is one of the scariest films I've seen. I didn't expect Quarentine to be any good.



    [REC] was brilliant wasn't it?

    DanJackson;3493880

    [REC] was brilliant wasn't it?



    It really was, that skinny 'zombie' at the end was horrific! It was more about what you didn't see than what you did.
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