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    Original Poster

    A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?
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    The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?

    can you get an infraction for rubbish jokes?

    Why are womens feet so small?

    so they are nearer the sink.

    poor joke sooryy

    murrrr lol

    I am laughing.
    That is your fault Black gerbil, WTF are you doin tellin bad jokes on this forum?
    F A I L

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    black gerbil1;2103549

    A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?...The man's, what the **** was … A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?...The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?



    LOL
    i literally lol'd in the office

    haha i thought my blonde scratch and sniff joke was a really ****** but funny one....this just went to a totally new level lol

    Why do women wear perfume and make up?
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    Becasue they smell and they're ugly :-D

    [COLOR="Red"]Why do people tell jokes?[/COLOR]




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    Because they are not funny....[/COLOR]

    knock knock

    have you heard the joke about the bin?
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    its rubbish :w00t:

    smithyp1;2103622

    knock knock



    whos there? Hitler?

    how do u embarass your history teacher?

    give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol

    numptyj;2103629

    whos there? Hitler?



    Farmer

    smithyp1;2103641

    Farmer



    ahh
    farmer Hitler
    what did he want? lol

    numptyj;2103647

    ahh farmer Hitler :pwhat did he want? lol



    wtf....lol

    farmer who (not the same when i have to say the lines for you !!)

    Farmer people here than there were last year !

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    not very good, mate. try again.

    that was as about as rubbish as my bin joke

    Look what you started black gerbil ...................
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    Got any more?

    right...back into comedy class you lot....D- could do better

    Original Poster

    Sheriff Waffles;2103670

    Look what you started black gerbil … Look what you started black gerbil ....................................................................................................Got any more?



    I will when I think of more:p

    Agent_Silver;2103676

    right...back into comedy class you lot....D- could do better



    how they got enrolled is a mystery!

    jadeywadey08;2103633

    how do u embarass your history teacher?give him a tampon and ask him … how do u embarass your history teacher?give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol



    That's just savage!!

    Put me right off my jam sandwich...

    Jonster;2103695

    That's just savage!! Put me right off my jam sandwich...



    LOL haha yeah its more cringey than funny

    how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?

    you have to chew before you swallow...

    what do u call a man with seagulls on his head
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    Cliff.


    What do u call a man with a spade on his head
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    Doug.

    black gerbil1;2103549

    A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?The man's, what the **** was he … A Man ran over a women. Whos fault is it?The man's, what the **** was he doing driving in the kitchen?



    Driving in the kitchen??????

    You need a holiday, methinks.

    What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra ?

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    Robbery with violins.
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    What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise ?
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    You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and comes back with last weeks newspaper.

    numptyj;2103748

    what do u call a man with seagulls on his head-----Cliff.What do u call a … what do u call a man with seagulls on his head-----Cliff.What do u call a man with a spade on his head----Doug.



    a man with a car on his head....

    Jack

    Agent_Silver;2103797

    a man with a car on his head....Jack



    A nun with a washing machine on her head

    Sister Matic

    A man walks into a bar with his giraffe and has a few too many at the end of the night the man is leaving but his giraffe is wasted and is collapsed on the floor
    "OI you cant leave that lyin there!" says the barmen
    the man replies mate its not a lion its a giraffe!


    lol

    jadeywadey08;2103633

    how do u embarass your history teacher?give him a tampon and ask him … how do u embarass your history teacher?give him a tampon and ask him which period it was from lol



    Class, I like that.:-D

    Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment ?

    What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

    Douglas


    What do you call a woman with a net on her head?


    Annette


    What do you call a man in the middle of the sea?


    Bob


    These are from my 11yr old son

    Jonster;2103733

    how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?you have to chew … how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?you have to chew before you swallow...



    see now that is rank...funny tho lol

    how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?you have to chew … how can you tell if you bf's got a high sperm count?you have to chew before you swallow...



    ewwwwwwwwwwww!

    I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

    knock knock?

    whos there...
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