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    Blonde jokes (Yes, yes, I know - blonde jokes are a bit unfair. I mean, let's face it, all women are thick)

    A dizzy blonde is sitting at work one day when her phone rings. After answering the call, she bursts into tears and is quickly consoled by her workmates who ask what's wrong.

    "It's my granny," she sobs, "she's dead!" A few minutes later, the blonde takes another call and this time she's absolutely inconsolable.

    "What's wrong now?" asks her pal.

    "That was my sister," she yells, "her granny has died as well...!"

    There was a near tragedy at the Buchanan Galleries shopping mall in Glasgow last week. A power cut left two blondes stranded on the escalator for almost five hours.

    A blonde was upset because, according to her driving licence, she only got an "F" for sex.

    What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels.

    A blonde went to the Motor Show at the SECC in Glasgow... and spent four hours walking round the car-park.

    What's the most effective way of keeping a blonde busy? Hand her a bottle of shampoo with the instructions: "Lather, rinse and repeat."

    What about the blonde who went skydiving and plunged to her death after her flippers and goggles didn't open?

    A blonde is having a stab at the crossword when she asks her pal how to spell "paint". Her fellow blonde thinks for a moment and says: "What colour?"

    Why did the blonde stop using the Pill? It kept falling out

    Why was the blonde's belly-button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too
    Two blondes were standing outside their sports car in the pouring rain. "I wish you hadn't locked the keys in the car," says one. "Tell me about it," says her pal. "The top's down and the seats are going to be soaked."

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    Blonde jokes (Yes, yes, I know - blonde jokes are a bit unfair. I mean, … Blonde jokes (Yes, yes, I know - blonde jokes are a bit unfair. I mean, let's face it, all women are thick)



    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this should go down well...........

    7/10 got me chuckling

    Why was the blonde's belly-button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde … Why was the blonde's belly-button sore? Because her boyfriend was blonde too



    What's the most effective way of keeping a blonde busy? Hand her a bottle … What's the most effective way of keeping a blonde busy? Hand her a bottle of shampoo with the instructions: "Lather, rinse and repeat."



    CFC_Mark

    Biggest Joke Of Them All



    Now that is hilarious!!

    A genuine text I got from a blonde last night, ' pub quiz - Is Norway in the Netherlands ? ' - Hilarious !

    A lot of blondes aren't really blonde anyway so yep,your title is correct,all women are thick X)

    deb8z

    A lot of blondes aren't really blonde anyway so yep,your title is … A lot of blondes aren't really blonde anyway so yep,your title is correct,all women are thick X)



    I'm not blonde, so I think the title is wrong! X)

    TAKE NOTE

    Marina is not blonde, she's just thick

    Don't kill me,i jest !!!!

    deb8z

    TAKE NOTE Marina is not blonde, she's just thick :DDon't kill me,i jest … TAKE NOTE Marina is not blonde, she's just thick :DDon't kill me,i jest !!!!



    Actually sounds right


    Note to others: Only I can joke about me like that, with Debz's comment as one off exception.

    Marina

    Actually sounds right :DNote to others: Only I can joke about me like … Actually sounds right :DNote to others: Only I can joke about me like that, with Debz's comment as one off exception.



    I had a witty response to that but you wouldn't have understood it anyways.

    Can I play?? What's the difference between a blonde girl and the titanic ? Only 1500 men went down on titanic.

    Why are blonde girls buried in y shaped coffins? Because when they lie down their legs fly open.

    dontasciime

    I had a witty response to that but you wouldn't have understood it … I had a witty response to that but you wouldn't have understood it anyways.



    Oh dear! Debz I'm gonna kill you now!!!


    dontasciime, seriously.... post your witty response, I'll understand, I'm not blonde trust me X)

    Donta is too clever with some of his witty replies,i don't always get them

    deb8z

    Donta is too clever with some of his witty replies,i don't always get … Donta is too clever with some of his witty replies,i don't always get them



    Thats not cos he is clever with replies...................:D

    Marina

    Thats not cos he is clever with replies...................:D



    Sadly you're not wrong !! X)

    deb8z

    Sadly you're not wrong !! X)



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    A dizzy blonde is sitting at work one day when her phone rings. After answering the call, she bursts into tears and is quickly consoled by her workmates who ask what's wrong.

    "It's my granny," she sobs, "she's dead!" A few minutes later, the blonde takes another call and this time she's absolutely inconsolable.

    "What's wrong now?" asks her pal.

    "That was my sister," she yells, "her granny has died as well...!"


    that so made me laugh, and no i am not blonde

    A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
    "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

    Stop mocking the afflicted ie me X)

    Sorry Marina

    dontasciime

    Sorry Marina



    Hey why, i was kidding too. :friends:
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